Thank goodness for that ... Busters suppositories have arrived :E

And this is the one that is going to "mysteriously" wind up on the roof of a house in East Sussex :cool:

^^^ :D:D:D:D ^^^

Big Pistons Forever and his Canadian mates try something a little more sturdy than water filled condoms for their fire bombing :}

No this was rejected due to the resultant reduction in capacity.:E

"BANG! Ha,ha, made you all jump again!"

Or:

"**** me, Bloggs, I've told you many times before, do not wear that noisy wristwatch when we're bombing up!"

"I'm not wearing a watch today, Sarge.....!"

"Sarge; you know how the bomb dump is behind the WAAF block.... well this one's got a tide mark on it!"

I'll kill that guy in the recruitment office. I specifically said I wanted to work in Bombay.

Pilot "Are you sure you're a plumber? How many bombs are there?"

Cpl " 1, 2.....er,..5,...3..."

Pilots "OK, you're a plumber!"

You're absolutely sure you know where Mitchell Johnson lives?

Armourer "I didn't know they made nukes this small"

Pilot "Well, they do, and that Range Officer is going to regret giving me an 'unscorable at 12' in last month's bombing comp."

"Have you ever questioned the need to paint "BOMB" on something which quite clearly resembles a bomb?"

Yessir.....saves having to paint everything else in the World with "Not A Bomb!"

"CAREFUL ! the accountants have only bought us four this year".

First run of the new Light & Easy express delivery service

I say Gibby they don't look very bouncy do they :suspect:

Oh Christ! How can I tell which is the red wire & which is the blue wire in black & white?

"This lot should sort bloody YODEL out"

Careful now, I don't want the paint scratched

An early version of Amazon's aerial delivery service.
It had to be called off after a 2 'special' packages for Los Alamos ended up in Japan. 'Mislabeling by the shipper' was the official cause.





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