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I have seen a few of the F3 wives and by god are they stinkers.
“You don’t look at the mantle piece when you are poking the fire” is all well and good but you do want a few ornaments up there.
Top thread by the way. I have heard a damn site worse in the messes.
“You don’t look at the mantle piece when you are poking the fire” is all well and good but you do want a few ornaments up there.
Top thread by the way. I have heard a damn site worse in the messes.
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Sorry but this civvy has been in tears laughing over this thread...literally.
And on a personal note I can absolutely say that I have NEVER gone to bed with a FUGLY...I may have woke up next to a few however
Very sad to hear of the demise of your Golden Retriever
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And on a personal note I can absolutely say that I have NEVER gone to bed with a FUGLY...I may have woke up next to a few however
Very sad
to hear of the demise of your Golden Retriever Chuckles
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I was about to comment on the Falkland Island pointy head commitee. and was going to suggest an inquiry to investigate wether or not Rohypnol had been used on the F-3 crews.
Surely there would alot of one armed pilots around if this were so, as they would have nibbled and chewed there arm off if they awoke to find themselves with thier arms around a gripper frog.
As a lesson and to make sure that the same doesn't happen twice, suggest the other arm be removed.
I saw another piece of footage earlier, the last time I saw something that scary was when Misery was on telly and James Caan got hobbled
I personally think that these unfortunate girls were fed with catapults as children.
Surely there would alot of one armed pilots around if this were so, as they would have nibbled and chewed there arm off if they awoke to find themselves with thier arms around a gripper frog.
As a lesson and to make sure that the same doesn't happen twice, suggest the other arm be removed.
I saw another piece of footage earlier, the last time I saw something that scary was when Misery was on telly and James Caan got hobbled
I personally think that these unfortunate girls were fed with catapults as children.
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I think that what happened to the F3 boys was that after coming home from the Falklands, they were so shocked by the loss of their lovely, compliant, wooly girlfriends that they hit the beer.
Of course, off to the mess, 3 pints later and the beer goggles kick in and ..........hey presto, you are now engaged to be married and she has 27 witnesses to the proposal!
Wonder how long the list of volunteers for the Falklands is these days?
Good mate of mine is on F3s and his girlfriend is lovely - but note "girlfriend" not "wife"!
Of course, off to the mess, 3 pints later and the beer goggles kick in and ..........hey presto, you are now engaged to be married and she has 27 witnesses to the proposal!
Wonder how long the list of volunteers for the Falklands is these days?
Good mate of mine is on F3s and his girlfriend is lovely - but note "girlfriend" not "wife"!
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I think there could be some meat on the bone regarding the Falkland trolls
As infant children in the aftermath of war maybe there parents made them go headutting ladmines. even then I don't think the results could be so scary, looks like they have been set about by a madman and a chisel
Out of interest when was the last Ms Falkland Isles in the Miss World competition. Or are all the island beauty queens now living on the patch in Leuchars.
As infant children in the aftermath of war maybe there parents made them go headutting ladmines. even then I don't think the results could be so scary, looks like they have been set about by a madman and a chisel
Out of interest when was the last Ms Falkland Isles in the Miss World competition. Or are all the island beauty queens now living on the patch in Leuchars.
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I guess you're all going to have to take my word for it (especially now that someone has deleted five or more threads from this page destroying the continuity)
I don't exaggerate when I tell you that the leuchars trog team would frighten a polar bear, and make a lion turn veggie.
Not a great deal else to say, no defence from the F3 Jocks, and no piccies.
Im off to phone Geoff Hoon to see if these ladies could be employed to stroll the streets of down town Bagdad in the twilight hours, I can guarantee no looting, nobody would be brave enough to venture outdoors.
The bravest men of the entire campaign are indeed the F3 crews, they must have been more fearful of thier home coming than the US Patriot Batteries. Jesus these brave souls have to cuddle and kiss them and even bump sticky bits.
Hats off fella's I'd sooner face a gang of Angry cannibals than go near your house trained skip pigs
who is deleting threads???????????????
(especially now that someone has deleted five or more threads from this page destroying the continuity)I don't exaggerate when I tell you that the leuchars trog team would frighten a polar bear, and make a lion turn veggie.
Not a great deal else to say, no defence from the F3 Jocks, and no piccies.
Im off to phone Geoff Hoon to see if these ladies could be employed to stroll the streets of down town Bagdad in the twilight hours, I can guarantee no looting, nobody would be brave enough to venture outdoors.
The bravest men of the entire campaign are indeed the F3 crews, they must have been more fearful of thier home coming than the US Patriot Batteries. Jesus these brave souls have to cuddle and kiss them and even bump sticky bits.
Hats off fella's I'd sooner face a gang of Angry cannibals than go near your house trained skip pigs
who is deleting threads???????????????
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Normally I would take the view that anything related to crab bashing was fair game, but one thing I always believed in was - take the p|$$ out of the man, but never, ever out of his wife or family. Off limits and in utter bad taste. But northernmonkey is probably a crab anyway. Cometh the hour, cometh the sideways talking t0$$ers.
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Iam one of your lot, assuming you are part of the light Blue gang.
Everyone is fair game, you obviously didn't see them.
why are people intent on sticking up for the meltedwellyheads?
Iam one of your lot, assuming you are part of the light Blue gang.
Everyone is fair game, you obviously didn't see them.
why are people intent on sticking up for the meltedwellyheads?
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Put up or shut up
Come on then Northern Monkey. I'm sure we'd all love to see a pic of your gorgeous girlfriend/wife. It's put up or shut up time. We're waiting..................................................... ........
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The woman I own is just a normal young lady, and wouldn't dream of posting a pick on here for the likes of Fox to polish his rocket over.
She doesn't resemble a meltdown at a double glazing factory nor does she block sun light for hours on end.
She is briefed however that the second I become bored or restless that she clear off and make way for a younger model.
Ive just seen your missus modelling.............sparkplugs in exchange and mart
She doesn't resemble a meltdown at a double glazing factory nor does she block sun light for hours on end.
She is briefed however that the second I become bored or restless that she clear off and make way for a younger model.
Ive just seen your missus modelling.............sparkplugs in exchange and mart
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Monkey you are very wicked but this is very funny!
I would not be surprised if someone is deleting posts - it happens around here.
However, no-one believes that your wife/girlfriend does not look like a cast member from "A Falklands Werewolf in Leuchars". refusal to post a picture will be taken as tacit admission that she is so ugly that the F3 boys could not find enough paper bags.
Remember, an inability to find any WMD was enough for the septics to invade Iraq - failure to prove that you do not posses a Woman of Much Disgustingness will be taken as proof that you do, in fact, posses a treble bagger!
I would not be surprised if someone is deleting posts - it happens around here.
However, no-one believes that your wife/girlfriend does not look like a cast member from "A Falklands Werewolf in Leuchars". refusal to post a picture will be taken as tacit admission that she is so ugly that the F3 boys could not find enough paper bags.
Remember, an inability to find any WMD was enough for the septics to invade Iraq - failure to prove that you do not posses a Woman of Much Disgustingness will be taken as proof that you do, in fact, posses a treble bagger!
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You're right you know Muttley, I remember tooling off to see if I could discretly pass you a link to the fair maidens of Leuchars. However, even though I looked up and down the MOD site, at the official RAF one, and RAF news (Couldn't find the website of the 3 scimitars or is it Seaux?) I couldn't find one picture of the front.
Do you think NorthernMonkey, is in fact the official RAF snapper?
Do you think NorthernMonkey, is in fact the official RAF snapper?
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Dear moggie,
you are almost right except for a couple of things:
1) I am not his girlfriend any more
2) I am much better than you think. In fact I just happen to have won the title of "Barfbag Lady of the Year 2003", that you sure should know can be won only by provoking spontaneous vomiting in the public only with your looks and bodily odors.
We were an item for five years, and if our love story came to an end it was entirely my fault. I was alas not patient enough to keep any longer my virginity while he was saving enough money with his job of part-time toilet attendant to get a penis enhancement. Or it was implant. Well, whatever. To make a long love story short, one night I threw my virginity away with an Air Force pilot who was sitting next to me at the pub and immediately began drinking when he saw me. I am sure he fell instantly in love, even if he pretends that if he almost wet his pants it was because he thought he saw a troll and not with wild desire for me.
Anyway, A mutual friend, Bob the septic tank cleaner, told me that he has saved enough to add at least a whole inch to his manhood, that should then sum up to a total 1,5.
So you guys shouldn't bother too much if he's a little mad and tries so hard to appear an a***hole. You would too if people kept repeating that all that you can get with a peanut is a monkey ...
you are almost right except for a couple of things:
1) I am not his girlfriend any more
2) I am much better than you think. In fact I just happen to have won the title of "Barfbag Lady of the Year 2003", that you sure should know can be won only by provoking spontaneous vomiting in the public only with your looks and bodily odors.
We were an item for five years, and if our love story came to an end it was entirely my fault. I was alas not patient enough to keep any longer my virginity while he was saving enough money with his job of part-time toilet attendant to get a penis enhancement. Or it was implant. Well, whatever. To make a long love story short, one night I threw my virginity away with an Air Force pilot who was sitting next to me at the pub and immediately began drinking when he saw me. I am sure he fell instantly in love, even if he pretends that if he almost wet his pants it was because he thought he saw a troll and not with wild desire for me.
Anyway, A mutual friend, Bob the septic tank cleaner, told me that he has saved enough to add at least a whole inch to his manhood, that should then sum up to a total 1,5.
So you guys shouldn't bother too much if he's a little mad and tries so hard to appear an a***hole. You would too if people kept repeating that all that you can get with a peanut is a monkey ...
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Suspicion:
northernmonkey=qwertyuiop=daystodo=gertrud
solotk, too? Dunno...
Check out the coincidental timings on the posts. It's either that or they have a psychic link.
Odd. Deleted posts and now the thread doesn' tgo to the top with new posts. Odd... Are moderators interfering? If so how about making it clear in each case?
This thread should be left alone in jet blast where the title explains what to expect. Buncha lightweights...
northernmonkey=qwertyuiop=daystodo=gertrud
solotk, too? Dunno...
Check out the coincidental timings on the posts. It's either that or they have a psychic link.
Odd. Deleted posts and now the thread doesn' tgo to the top with new posts. Odd... Are moderators interfering? If so how about making it clear in each case?
This thread should be left alone in jet blast where the title explains what to expect. Buncha lightweights...
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