I think there could be some meat on the bone regarding the Falkland trolls
As infant children in the aftermath of war maybe there parents made them go headutting ladmines. even then I don't think the results could be so scary, looks like they have been set about by a madman and a chisel
Out of interest when was the last Ms Falkland Isles in the Miss World competition. Or are all the island beauty queens now living on the patch in Leuchars.
