Monkey you are very wicked but this is very funny!
I would not be surprised if someone is deleting posts - it happens around here.
However, no-one believes that your wife/girlfriend does not look like a cast member from "A Falklands Werewolf in Leuchars". refusal to post a picture will be taken as tacit admission that she is so ugly that the F3 boys could not find enough paper bags.
Remember, an inability to find any WMD was enough for the septics to invade Iraq - failure to prove that you do not posses a Woman of Much Disgustingness will be taken as proof that you do, in fact, posses a treble bagger!