Ugly wives
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If you read through you will see that I confessed to being Spongetcrabstix, this was due to the evil regime thats mods the forums banning me.
Let me assure you that I am not anyone else, absolutley not Daystodo, who is a Ladyboy from Dudley.
Moggie
By not posting a piccy of my fair lady isn't an admission of owning a double bagger. We have to credit our F3 pals with a small amount of common sense, if they see a chick with only one head and a frame smaller than that of a City Tram then the divorce rate in Scotland may go up. I don't want that reponsibility on my shoulders.
Moggie, wasn't that your missus on the box last night modelling balaclavas
Solotk
You know Im not the RAF snapper, in either sense of the word.
I couldn't afford to replace my camera kit after the welders bench brigade had broken it, I was wondering if we have a case for common assault against the BBC, i feel as though I could be scarred for quite a while and have trouble sleeping. More traumatic than a trip to Belsen.
Hmmm, tampering is afoot, odd that a site would wish to cull a thread with so many views in such a short space of time, perhaps the anonymous culler should PM me and ask me to send a copy of all the PMs I have recieved since starting this only 72 hours ago. 19 in total 16 for and three against. I am now certain that the Moderation policy sucks!!!!!!! Point out for me one swear word, one profanity, point out to me something more offensive than the dribble about Israel or France that the cut and paste brigade post we get forced down our throats and have to endure. Light hearted banter and the grown ups don't like it. I think its perhaps time you catered for your audience rather than your own selfish and draconian views. Not all ppruners are telegraph reading tweed jacket wearers, some of hold a sense of humour and it would appear that a great number of people enjoy a bit of banter.
Incidentally was wondering what this is http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/drop.gif the image that appears at the side of the post, speaks for itself. As I said earlier, we have just spent a month or so removing a dictatorship, watch yer backs fellas.
Let me assure you that I am not anyone else, absolutley not Daystodo, who is a Ladyboy from Dudley.
Moggie
By not posting a piccy of my fair lady isn't an admission of owning a double bagger. We have to credit our F3 pals with a small amount of common sense, if they see a chick with only one head and a frame smaller than that of a City Tram then the divorce rate in Scotland may go up. I don't want that reponsibility on my shoulders.
Moggie, wasn't that your missus on the box last night modelling balaclavas
Solotk
You know Im not the RAF snapper, in either sense of the word.
I couldn't afford to replace my camera kit after the welders bench brigade had broken it, I was wondering if we have a case for common assault against the BBC, i feel as though I could be scarred for quite a while and have trouble sleeping. More traumatic than a trip to Belsen.
Hmmm, tampering is afoot, odd that a site would wish to cull a thread with so many views in such a short space of time, perhaps the anonymous culler should PM me and ask me to send a copy of all the PMs I have recieved since starting this only 72 hours ago. 19 in total 16 for and three against. I am now certain that the Moderation policy sucks!!!!!!! Point out for me one swear word, one profanity, point out to me something more offensive than the dribble about Israel or France that the cut and paste brigade post we get forced down our throats and have to endure. Light hearted banter and the grown ups don't like it. I think its perhaps time you catered for your audience rather than your own selfish and draconian views. Not all ppruners are telegraph reading tweed jacket wearers, some of hold a sense of humour and it would appear that a great number of people enjoy a bit of banter.
Incidentally was wondering what this is http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/drop.gif the image that appears at the side of the post, speaks for itself. As I said earlier, we have just spent a month or so removing a dictatorship, watch yer backs fellas.
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northernmonkey sweetheart!
Here you are, all angry and upset again! Please darling, go back home, your mum is waiting for you, and don't skip your medication again, it doesn't do you any good!
By the way, I sent you the 16 PM to make you feel better.
Now be a good boy, quit stomping your feet and leave those gentlemen alone.
Yours truly
Here you are, all angry and upset again! Please darling, go back home, your mum is waiting for you, and don't skip your medication again, it doesn't do you any good!
By the way, I sent you the 16 PM to make you feel better.
Now be a good boy, quit stomping your feet and leave those gentlemen alone.
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So here you are little thing! 
I am very upset you are not following the treatment! As I told you you have to take those blue pills before ANY closed encounter.
If you don't the result is this ... you get in such a bad mood darling!
Come on babe, take them and let people on pprune alone!
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Private Nurse
I am very upset you are not following the treatment! As I told you you have to take those blue pills before ANY closed encounter.
If you don't the result is this ... you get in such a bad mood darling!
Come on babe, take them and let people on pprune alone!
Best wishes
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NortherMonkey - actually she was on the Discovery channel demonstrating that you don't need to put a lot of money into making scarecrows! Same show as your good lady!
BTW - with a name like that, do you hail from Hartlepool? It's just you seem like you would be a real monkey strangler, or was it "Chicken Choker"?
P.S. - fully concur on the institutional sense-of-humour failure analysis. This thread is a damn sit eless harmful/offensive than many others posted on PPRuNe - you should see some of the blatantly false cobblers on Reporting Points!
BTW - with a name like that, do you hail from Hartlepool? It's just you seem like you would be a real monkey strangler, or was it "Chicken Choker"?
P.S. - fully concur on the institutional sense-of-humour failure analysis. This thread is a damn sit eless harmful/offensive than many others posted on PPRuNe - you should see some of the blatantly false cobblers on Reporting Points!
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moggie please, try and show some respect for someone who achieved her goals in life. I was on the Yeti of the year contest that night, nothing to do with the amateurs on scarecrows. And please don't be that hard on northernmonkey or he's gonna get another nervous diarrhoea and then it's his poor mother that will have to clean all that again.
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monkey
Stop throwing your toys out of your pram. It's no good you having a go at pprune. You don't pay the bills for it to put your mis-placed "banter" here (how come you can't spell drivel then?) And you don't have any rights to demand what you want to place here - none that I am aware of anyway.
Go get a job as a comedian if you think you are THAT good. No, better not your little bubble might burst.
Stop throwing your toys out of your pram. It's no good you having a go at pprune. You don't pay the bills for it to put your mis-placed "banter" here (how come you can't spell drivel then?) And you don't have any rights to demand what you want to place here - none that I am aware of anyway.
Go get a job as a comedian if you think you are THAT good. No, better not your little bubble might burst.
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northernmonkey goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred pounds. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." northernmonkey says, "I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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You don't seem to understand the problem here .... Actually neither monkey really really does 
As a professional who followed him up very close, let me explain the thruth in his medical and patological condition, it is not an extravaganza disease
His problem lies both up his head and down between his legs
with close relation with the "size" God had forgotten to give him at birth 
Remember your sweet private nurse advice babe ... take your blue pills and get a life
As a professional who followed him up very close, let me explain the thruth in his medical and patological condition, it is not an extravaganza disease
His problem lies both up his head and down between his legs
with close relation with the "size" God had forgotten to give him at birth Remember your sweet private nurse advice babe ... take your blue pills and get a life
My girlfriend
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CDM you are right a bite every time
Privat Nurse
One assumes you get your uniform from the parachute store at RAF Hendon, that being the only place able to cater for suchy a wideload.
Capt Filosan, toys in pram, just find it hypocritical thats all, nothing more. as fur a bursting bubble, hmmmm a thousand comments spring to mind, but I shan't waste one on one of tweed jacket types I mention earlier.
I never suggest that I pay for the hosting of this site, nor do I expect priority or special treatment, however I do believe anyone hosting a public forum such as this should be a little more open minded in thier policies. Or if not open minded then draw a straight line in the sand not one that meanders around every subject they don't like.
Privat Nurse
One assumes you get your uniform from the parachute store at RAF Hendon, that being the only place able to cater for suchy a wideload.
Capt Filosan, toys in pram, just find it hypocritical thats all, nothing more. as fur a bursting bubble, hmmmm a thousand comments spring to mind, but I shan't waste one on one of tweed jacket types I mention earlier.
I never suggest that I pay for the hosting of this site, nor do I expect priority or special treatment, however I do believe anyone hosting a public forum such as this should be a little more open minded in thier policies. Or if not open minded then draw a straight line in the sand not one that meanders around every subject they don't like.
My girlfriend
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If you read back, you will see that people have indeed had a pop at mine, I took it in the humour that it was intended,
If the person was trying to cause offence then I am big enough to ignore it.
No problem, I won't rip in to you, and wont call you names.
If the person was trying to cause offence then I am big enough to ignore it.
No problem, I won't rip in to you, and wont call you names.
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Why can't we be honest? When most of those womem visit the beauticians, it takes 12 hours just to do the quote.
I'm surpsied that most of the lads didn't actually take them out to the sand pit with them, just so that they wouldn't have to kiss them goodbye.
I'm surpsied that most of the lads didn't actually take them out to the sand pit with them, just so that they wouldn't have to kiss them goodbye.
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I noted that on tonights news the footage of B liars visit didn't include a visit to the wives club. I think in the war mongering mood uncle Tony is in he would have had little problems in banishing them to the pound ready for a long sleep.
Even the RAF police dogs ran away hiding when one offered a bone, probably thought it was one of the kids she put in the pot.
A comment was made to the Chauffeur when he got back in his motor "Didn't know the RAF flew Zeppelins anymore'
Even the RAF police dogs ran away hiding when one offered a bone, probably thought it was one of the kids she put in the pot.
A comment was made to the Chauffeur when he got back in his motor "Didn't know the RAF flew Zeppelins anymore'
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They had an eighties pop weekend at Leuchars to welcome thier homecoming heroes.
Why did they all come as Alison Moyet
Why did they all come as Alison Moyet
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Monkey, this was hilarious a while back, but you've kept it going too long. Should have retired about 6 posts ago, on top.
A good comedian knows when to leave the stage. Give it a rest now.
A good comedian knows when to leave the stage. Give it a rest now.
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You are absolutely right mate.
Gone stale now and got a litle carried away when so many bit.
Anyone who has taken offence, apologies, none meant.
Who can we pick on next
Gone stale now and got a litle carried away when so many bit.
Anyone who has taken offence, apologies, none meant.
Who can we pick on next
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Thank You
This here thread has reinstated my belief in proone. For the longest time I've been under the illusion that only anal retentive whinging pommie wannabe's were allowed to post drivel on the marvels of Birdseed, and cast shyte on the only airlines in smelly blighty actually turning a profit.
Thanks all
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Banged a Columbian b1tch last week. She combined the best of treble bagging and double coyote ugliness. In fact, even the mirror shattered when she tried to reflect her sun-blocking image in it. Can't claim beergoggle syndrome, more like twin-bottle Tequila binos.
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Banged a Columbian b1tch last week. She combined the best of treble bagging and double coyote ugliness. In fact, even the mirror shattered when she tried to reflect her sun-blocking image in it. Can't claim beergoggle syndrome, more like twin-bottle Tequila binos.
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I was starting to despair at the lack of banter on PPRuNe recently (even from before the desert deployments). As an ex-F3 driver I can see the funny side and some people have taken this too seriously.