Ugly wives
 

Just been watching the telly and viewed the returning F-3 jocks reunited with there famillies.

I was astonished at thier ugliness, what is it with you guys, surely with a relatively cool job, decent wages and a license to pump anything you should be able to pull something that doesn't look like Andrew Lloyd Webber in a frock

:D :D

thanks for your input.

Ah...but them ugly women sure can cook....will do your laundry for you....and are very appreciative of your attention! Besides which....Chinook pilots will not be trying to steal them away from ya!

WAFs have a sneaky habit of slipping 'Shallow Hal' potion into your beer at Happy Hour before promising you unlimited sex for the rest of your life.........I rest my case :-)

Perhaps beauty may be in the eye of the beholder....incidently, do you have a wife?

Yes thankyou

I have yet to melt a wellington boot on top of her head though

Why do you ask? struggling with the ladies?:D

Northernmonkey,

Maybe your user name says it all!

I thought all the wives looked OK, and I hadnt been drinking. Either I need spectacles, or us namby-pamby Hebrideans have lower standards than you manly chaps down south?

Monkey stroll down quiet forum lobbing grenades through windows, yes?!

Mrs Flash and her sister say please post picture of Monkey so they can make observation ......;)

Dear Monkey, though modest by nature, I have to confess that the only struggle I have with the ladies is in maintaining supply to the ever-increasing demand;)

Blue Wolf....

Pretty wooly situation you must have down there....all the Baa-bara's and Sa-mannnnnnn-tha's there.....is it true "Safe Sex" to a Kiwi is painting red marks on the ones that kick and bite?

SASless mate, none of them kick or bite if you treat 'em right....I believe that's true for the sheep too....;) ;)

Ugly or not......
 

Ugly is in the eyes of the beholder. But then again, have you ever had a horse eat oats out of your hand?

:E

Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone...





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Northernmonkey

Intelligence comes first in my book but perhaps that would make you feel inadequate.

I've heard of trolling, or even lightly casting a fly, that Northernsimian was throwing a flippin hand grenade.

Mr Mouse. the moment my inadequacies become a problem I'll give you a shout. Being inadequate for a number of years Im sure I will find your advice sound and direct

It was a mere observation that the collection of burst hooverbags lining the Apron for the home coming weren't the prettiest maidens in the land. Knowing that most FJ jocls are ego freaks, I merely wanted some justification
ahem....Blue wolf...any pictures:D

For Gawds sake don't step outside on a cold day mate.

what a truly spiteful thread Northern Monkey

didn't your momma ever teach you that if you had nothing nice to say - don't say it?!

yaffs

No spite intended, just light hearted banter aimed at the Jet jock fraternitities, aesthetically challenged cohabititants :D

Surely it doesn't matter what they look like??

Whats important is that they waited anxiously for their hubbys to return home safe from war.

As already said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if they are happy thats all that matters. I'm sure they wont be bothered about snipey comments!!