Caption Competition Mk IV
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"Quickly! Take another Viagra!"
- Ed
- Ed
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RIO: "When offering a high five to your wingman for excellent performance, use the starboard wing ..."
Pilot: "Which fool wrote that checklist?"
Pilot: "Which fool wrote that checklist?"
Well there was plenty of room to get through on my side, what about your side nav? Nav?
On the positive side, you get a much clearer view of the carrier like this.
"So you see, Jones: Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre - that's how we do it in the Navy. Now you have a go."
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It's our new Chinese crew, Sire!
Don't tell me, Sergeant, their names are...
Yes sire, Wun Wing Swung and Sum Ting Wong.
Don't tell me, Sergeant, their names are...
Yes sire, Wun Wing Swung and Sum Ting Wong.
I wonder what would happen if I pulled this circuit breaker ?
RIO to Pilot:
Time to do some of that old timey pilot shyte you guys always boast about.
Time to do some of that old timey pilot shyte you guys always boast about.
Last edited by Big Pistons Forever; 26th Jan 2024 at 23:02.
Rectification write up. "could not duplicate, return to service"
Last thing heard on the maintenance deck as the airplane was been staged:
" I wonder where this bolt came from"
" I wonder where this bolt came from"
So Grampaw I want to do a report on your career for a school project. I know that you just retired from Boeing as the QA manager for the Max program, but where did you start ?
Well son, I got my start doing QA for the F14.....
Well son, I got my start doing QA for the F14.....
It's the woke variant. It can't decide if it wants to be straight or bent.
Last edited by Big Pistons Forever; 26th Jan 2024 at 18:51.
