Right, free bags of kitty litter and a saucer of milk to runners up:
Originally Posted by
Wensleydale
Don't move or I'll use my Mauser!
Originally Posted by
cavuman1
“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.
Originally Posted by
Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Holy sh*t Mr Tomkins! You're right! That is a f*cking big mouse!
Originally Posted by
Wensleydale
When Sadiq Khan goes door to door canvassing.....
But the winner with the purrfect caption on this occasion is
Cavuman:
Originally Posted by
cavuman1
“I know what you're thinking. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Glock 9mm, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?”, said Auntie Em to the Animal Control man who had come to collect her rabid cat.
Well done! Mine would have been
Bond, off stage and surprised: "Blofeld!"