Caption Competition Mk IV
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""Keep your eyes peeled, men. That Putin fellow might try to steal it."
Thomas the tank will certainly appreciate the viagra, PM.
Rum cove an' ter generals.
Right oh, driver, we're taking this homburg to Hamburg.
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I say Smitthers, when we get back, inform the MOD they need to add tripping hazard to these bloody barrels.
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I know budget cuts are starting to bite Sir Henry, and that the armed forces haven't got a pot to piss in these days, here, use my bowler
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When I said we need battlefield dummies to fool the enemy into wasting ammunition, a life sized Churchill and a couple of Generals was not what I had in mind.
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All lined up and ready for action, I would imagine this is how Napoleon felt at Waterloo chaps..
Err... he lost Sir!
Err... he lost Sir!
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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My, you boys do take inter-service rugby seriously!
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Who's that lot over there?
Ah, let's see, er, Warmington-on-Sea Home Guard under Captain Mainwaring, Prime Minister.
Good God! My "fight them on the beaches" speech was bit optimistic then...
Ah, let's see, er, Warmington-on-Sea Home Guard under Captain Mainwaring, Prime Minister.
Good God! My "fight them on the beaches" speech was bit optimistic then...
Corporal Bloggin's last words as a Tank Commander. "Gunner Traverse Right"
It's the love that matters, not the size.
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Your fly is undone Prime Minister...
No, Brigadier, that's the tank barrel but thank you for the compliment. Oh...
No, Brigadier, that's the tank barrel but thank you for the compliment. Oh...