Caption Competition Mk IV

[Chu Chu]

The object has been contained with ropes while we investigate its origin.

[Chu Chu]

This one looks calm enough. But how do we know there won't be lots of little phantoms running around?

Don't worry -- it's Spey'd.

[Buster Hyman]

Mexican Government reveal the vessel they think the Aliens arrived in!

[Dan Gerous]

Hoskins, when I said open her up...

[treadigraph]

Looking for a quick get away Mr *****? We've just the thing...

[Wensleydale]

Following independence, the SNP reveals its new air force.

[jeallen01]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Following independence, the SNP reveals its new air force.

The front end somewhat resembles Ms Sturgeon's mouth - both show signs of excessive wear & tear, as might be expected after all that use!

[SLXOwft]

74 Squadron's aircrew were prepared to go to extreme lengths in an attempt to get their 'J's back

[SLXOwft]

Due to the use of a long out of date chart showing hard runways the attempt to deliver an F-4 gate guardian to Boulmer by air ran into difficulties.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Have to call it as I will be away for a few days

First in line both literally and figuratively is Traffic Is Er Was with something funny because there is a real element of truth to it

Fresh back from depot maintenance. Good to Go!

The CAPCOM has been given to the FMO,….,

[fdr]

The East LA gate guard didn't last long at all.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

BPF thanks for the vote. I've just had a go, did you have a runner up?

EDIT; just saw his note that he's off line for a couple of days. I'll pass to whom I thought was quite humorous:
Jolihokistix
"Over the target area, Hoskins leant out and drew an X to remember where to drop his bombs next time."

X marks the spot., Joli.

[jolihokistix]

Ah, just seen this. Many thanks. I'll have a rummage around in the attic.
If anyone has a corker in the meantime, please feel free to pin 'er it up.

(Years later...) How's this then?

[fdr]

Vlads recurring nightmare

[sealo0]

Is this the queue for the dentist?

[Maxibon]

A misunderstanding by the DoD over the removal of the SR71 gave rise to the KKK squadron seeing an opportunity....

[Wensleydale]

Phantom Replacement?

[sealo0]

Jaws 111

[treadigraph]

Airfix prepare the moulds for their first 1/1 scale kit...

(New Products Manager, Mr Tomkinson, says the second kit will be a C-5A)

[Buster Hyman]

Lots of injured Warthogs get some fresh air at Memorial Hospital.