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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 16th Apr 2024, 23:44
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I have to say this is the hardest one I've had to judge (which isn't all that many, but probably more than I deserved). Maybe I should have done this two days ago . . .

Knowing that many very funny entries will go unrecognized, my runners up are:

MPN11 with: "Still only getting 17 mbps here, Sir.";

Cavuman1 with: "Try turning it off then back on again"; and

Traffic, with: It looks like it says "Vlad the Impaler was here" sir.....Sir?.....Sir?


Buster was just second at the post,with "Let that be a lesson to you Hoskins. Never drop a heavy load into the carriage! That horse still hasn't landed yet...."

But in a in a sigmoidoscopic finish, NutLoose took the race with: "Yes, yes, i can see it now, definitively an inflamed bowel with a touch of piles, ok, you can climb down now."

The coveted Capcomp trophy will be headed east as soon as I retrieve it from . . . well, maybe you don't want to know.

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Old 17th Apr 2024, 02:25
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Ireland sports their first entry for the Earls Court field gun run.
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 10:08
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Ok, do your worst..






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Guard of honor for a hard-up goner.
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 10:53
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"Make America Grate Again".
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Trump inspects his own firing squad.
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 10:56
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In His Dreams
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:00
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The moment Trump realised the Army needed updating...
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:17
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The Battle of Little Bigly Horn.....
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:19
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"Now, if I hadn't had heel spurs..."
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:31
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At the base Maccy D's, Trump wished he had used the drive through instead.
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:33
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Oy, heel spur boy, the cavalry will have you!
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 11:38
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They tore the buttons off his coat, broke his sword, and painted a yellow stripe down his back to match his hair, then drummed him off to jail. Trump, stupidly, thought they were saying "Make America great" when they were really saying "Make sure you shut the gate!"
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 12:06
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That's funny... I'm sure Trumpton used to have one Mayor...
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Trump assumed these were the original British soldiers who burnt down the first White House...
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Trumps heart skipped a beat. For just a second there, he thought it was Gloria Allred!
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Trumps latest package for Ukraine prepares to depart.
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Guard of dishonour
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Boys, I love your costume !
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Old 17th Apr 2024, 17:02
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Now that's how my Generals should be dressed !
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