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Old 21st Apr 2024, 19:45
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At least on Virgin they would have stuck you on the nose.
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Old 21st Apr 2024, 20:48
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"Turbofanius Leviosa", said Harry. "Oh F***", said Hermione.
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"You're supposed to do the walkaround BEFORE you take off, luv."
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"This should get me a million hits on TikTooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook"!
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I'm looking forward to the NTSB report on this one!
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Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate,

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Old 21st Apr 2024, 20:59
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Yes, love, your bum does actually look quite big on this.
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Tena.

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Old 21st Apr 2024, 21:02
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A HANGAR is where you keep an aeroplane. THIS is a hang e r...


(the second hangar was spelt with an e which autochanged to an a... << it's dunnit again! )
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Carly Simon goes with Warren Beatty to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun... Unfortunately, owing to the size of his vanity...
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Iron Maiden in their tour jet took "hangers on" to a whole new level.
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It's a Boeing, so it's safer outside.
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Lil-lets: one less thing to worry about
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"I wonder if I'll make it into a thread on PPRuNe about the Darwin Awards"
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"I bet she drinks Carling Black Label"
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Cabin Crew initiation rites get out of hand
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Is this Virgin Atlantic?

No, but it's Virgin on the ridiculous.
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And they said a woman couldn't take the cowl.
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Stormy reckons that if she hangs on long enough, Trump has to admit it.
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