I have to say this is the hardest one I've had to judge (which isn't all that many, but probably more than I deserved). Maybe I should have done this two days ago . . .
Knowing that many very funny entries will go unrecognized, my runners up are:
MPN11 with: "Still only getting 17 mbps here, Sir.";
Cavuman1 with: "Try turning it off then back on again"; and
Traffic, with: It looks like it says "Vlad the Impaler was here" sir.....Sir?.....Sir?
Buster was just second at the post,with "Let that be a lesson to you Hoskins. Never drop a heavy load into the carriage! That horse still hasn't landed yet...."
But in a in a sigmoidoscopic finish, NutLoose took the race with: "Yes, yes, i can see it now, definitively an inflamed bowel with a touch of piles, ok, you can climb down now."
The coveted Capcomp trophy will be headed east as soon as I retrieve it from . . . well, maybe you don't want to know.