Caption Competition Mk IV
Bearing - 230 degrees. Mark! Range - 0 feet. Mark! 'Scope Down! Captain: "We're being attacked by a human crotch!"
- Ed
- Ed
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Hurry up, up there Smithers, is the sun above the yard arm?
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Ok sir, you are pointing towards Mecca..
Good, now swing me down into the prayer position.
Good, now swing me down into the prayer position.
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Lt Hoskins was elevated to the peer-age.
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So LangleyBaston, what’s the elevated seaweed saying?
Bad news I am afraid, we are going to have severe thunderstorms with a chance of flooding.
Bad news I am afraid, we are going to have severe thunderstorms with a chance of flooding.
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We better hurry up, if the SWO see’s us, ‘ell be shouting for us to get ‘orf his sand
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Up periscope.
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They don’t like it up em,,, they don’t like it up em…
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You can see Morecambe from up here…
Is that Eric Sir?
Is that Eric Sir?
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Well I can’t see the Fuzzy Wussies that Corporal Jones mentioned.
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I can’t see jacksh*t from up here,
Don’t worry Sir, we are downwind, so you will soon smell it.
Don’t worry Sir, we are downwind, so you will soon smell it.