Caption Competition Mk IV
Did you say "The Upper Flange Gasket is attached at the top, perpendicular to the wheels. The downward thrunge piston crossbar is located 5 feet up from the firing pin at 30 Deg. The artillery piece should be functional!"
Did these instructions come from Abbey Wood?
Did these instructions come from Abbey Wood?
Never buy a bicycle from Ikea.
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Ohhh f*ck this, pass me a hammer.
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Well it all appears to be in order, but how the hell do we get the horses strapped in up there?
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Ok Signal Oppenheimer and tell him we are in position to monitor the blast.
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I cannot fathom why the Army requested we provide them with a jackstaff out here Corporal…. Err Sir, they requested a jacksy.
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Who would have thought, mobile pole dancing out in the desert, the chaps will be surprised when they see our act this evening Smithers…
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Your taking the pith.
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Ohh sorry if you have used that one Buster, to be honest I don’t tend to read your entries as they are not normally funny 
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Lord Kitchener's idea of a Desert Sniper Stand did not look like it would be successful. For one thing, Hoskins forgot to take a rifle to the perch.
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I say Hoskins, have you got a smoke?
Sorry Sir, I’ve only got Camels..
Sorry Sir, I’ve only got Camels..