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Old 19th Apr 2024, 22:52
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Trumps robotic control aerial on his head was far too visible on this occasion...
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Trump inspects the 2025 cabin crew uniforms for Air Force One...
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After a hearty breakfast the condemned man walked to the scaffold!

Trump thinking…. Was it my BIG … hair. ….err no. …ego. …err no. …. Invented millions. ….billions. maybe. ..err no
Was it my BIG mouth…. That was my BIG F@@king MOUTH.. SEE I TOLD I KNOW EVERYTHING.
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Worst haircuts ever! Sad, very sad.
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Ok time to score this one,

First off welcome to a new entrant l1011effoh

Ok winners in no particular order.

Originally Posted by L1011effoh
“March in the guilty b*st*rd!”
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But the overall winner for me by the tiniest of squeezes is

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Time stood still. Someone squelched out a wet fart. The inspection resumed.

- Ed
Over to you Cavuman. I shall pack the CST trophy securely in a tea chest and put it onboard our fastest Tea Clipper bound for Boston.
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Old 21st Apr 2024, 14:52
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Many Thanks, Sir NutLoose! First, some moistened wipes, then:



(I posted this 10 years ago but pulled it far too soon. I know the team has hundreds of new and humourous captions to offer.)

- Ed


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She wasn't the first person to discover it's very dangeroius to wear a scarf near moving machinery
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The lack of a fuselage in the new Gulfstream Flying Engine detracted somewhat from passenger comfort
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You think this is bad? ... wait until the reversers deploy!
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Turn on the anti icing, my hands are freezing.
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Hoskins noted an extra loud whine coming from the port engine.
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Must….. try to…..reach my bag….. to get….my mirror……. to check my hair…
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Trump always liked a bit on the side.
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Has anyone seen that Prat Witney? she was supposed to catch the flight
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Solvite - if it can can support this Eco-Warrior when applied to just her hands, then your wallpaper should be OK...
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Miss Wayward-Body still had a lot to learn.
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Karen finds that the "smokers area" doesn't really exist.
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