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Yes, yes, i can see it now, definitively an inflamed bowel with a touch of piles, ok, you can climb down now.
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My year serving as up a pole watching the front was definitively my Annus Horribilis in more ways than one.
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Are you open to bribery? if so Buster is your man 
Hoskins refused to come down from the pole, even though it was clearly his turn in the barrel.
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Trump reports he is flying high in the polling booth.
Orderly where are those Straitjacket?
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Bloody manning, they have well and truly shafted me this time.
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Don’t worry sir, I will pull you down once the next lot of chaps have had their five rounds at you, I am told that armour plating will quite easily stop a Brown Bess round..
But they’re using Lee Enfield’s…
Ahh..
But they’re using Lee Enfield’s…
Ahh..
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I remember his last bloody words, “Smithers old chap your posting has come through and you are going places with new challenges and I expect you to reach dissy heights”.
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Hold on there sir, we nearly have him, I think the German sniper is…. Ping….. ahh got him, I can see him now, you ok up….ping…there?
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I can see your house from up here! And your wife...
What's she doing?
Not what.. who...
What's she doing?
Not what.. who...