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Old 15th Apr 2024, 22:49
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I can see your house from here , When did you get a red truck ?
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Old 15th Apr 2024, 22:53
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in Best Welsh Accent ; Gunner Lofty get down from there before you give yourself Han injury
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 02:17
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"Shows how much YOU know, Mister La-de-dah Gunner Graham! You look through the END of the telescope, not the middle!"
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 09:07
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Yes, yes, i can see it now, definitively an inflamed bowel with a touch of piles, ok, you can climb down now.
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 09:11
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My year serving as up a pole watching the front was definitively my Annus Horribilis in more ways than one.
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 09:52
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ENSA's long awaited "Pole Dancers" turned out to be a bitter disappointment to the troops
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 10:36
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I’ll call this one tonight. Just need to figure out what to call it . . .
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 12:48
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Are you open to bribery? if so Buster is your man
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 14:33
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Hoskins refused to come down from the pole, even though it was clearly his turn in the barrel.

- Ed
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 15:34
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Trump reports he is flying high in the polling booth.
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 16:54
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Let's run the Col. up the flagpole and see who salutes him...
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 17:08
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Orderly where are those Straitjacket?
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 17:32
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Bloody manning, they have well and truly shafted me this time.
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 17:36
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Don’t worry sir, I will pull you down once the next lot of chaps have had their five rounds at you, I am told that armour plating will quite easily stop a Brown Bess round..

But they’re using Lee Enfield’s…

Ahh..
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 17:39
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I remember his last bloody words, “Smithers old chap your posting has come through and you are going places with new challenges and I expect you to reach dissy heights”.
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Hold on there sir, we nearly have him, I think the German sniper is…. Ping….. ahh got him, I can see him now, you ok up….ping…there?
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 19:10
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No you idiot, run "IT" up the flagpole and see who salutes it.
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"Hey from up here all those people look like ants".
"Those are ants you ********".
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Old 16th Apr 2024, 19:22
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I can see your house from up here! And your wife...

What's she doing?

Not what.. who...
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