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Dear mum, this army is great, nothing is to much for us troops, they have even shelled out for a seat for me.
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Dear mum, I have been transferred to bomb disposal, but to be honest, I wouldn’t recognise one if they stuck it under my nose.
Wow, this virutual reality controller is good!
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Dear mum, sometimes I think I’m from Lilliput, you want to see the size of the bullets they are firing at us.
Following some limited success in making a Destroyer Escort disappear......the field test to do the same to a single infantryman seemed much easier.
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Dear mum, arrived Safety on Omaha beach and have been collecting some shells for little Amy’s collection.
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Private Higgins was found to be suffering from severe shell shock.
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Typical. Logistics always deliver either the gun or the shell, never both at the same time...
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G.I. Joe tells Barbie she won't believe how big it is.
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Ignoring the unexploded shell and the deadly snake, Health and Safety experts were more concerned with Private Gonzales' approach to pedal hygiene...
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And with one foul sweep, US boots on the ground were reduced by 50%
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As I sat on a shell
That could blow me to hell
While a hundred *** soldiers
Could shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
(With abject apologies to Dave Mason/Traffic)
That could blow me to hell
While a hundred *** soldiers
Could shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
(With abject apologies to Dave Mason/Traffic)
Guadalcanal see shells above the sea shore
Booo hoo l wanted a sledge for Xmas