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Old 17th Aug 2023, 12:18
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KP is too good for you, before you even get to peel potatoes you have to grow them first!
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Old 17th Aug 2023, 12:19
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What’s with the dog ?

Oh we have to let the recruits have emotional support animals now….
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No, No Sergei you’re supposed to be planting potatoes!
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False flag mine detection training
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Old 17th Aug 2023, 12:37
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That’s the last time I order a pig in a blanket from Upper Eats.
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The hunt for “Red Potato” goes on
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Single use pogo stick
Stick once into land mine and enjoy the view of the curvature of the earth .
Almost as breathtaking as the curvature of Morag pulling her Wellies on for tattie picking
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Meanwhile, their instructor was choosing a new tickler for tonight.
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Old 17th Aug 2023, 18:03
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We cremate them, bury them, then plant a tree in their honour. It saves a fortune on Ladas.


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Old 17th Aug 2023, 19:21
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Once again, Putin has sold someone a pup.
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"I preferred picking up mess with a blue plastic bag".
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Old 18th Aug 2023, 10:09
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What's with the dog? The seedlings grow better if you fertilize them.
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Old 18th Aug 2023, 10:41
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Trying out new Russian bicycles to be handed to mothers of heroes.
(The wheels to follow in due course.)
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Old 18th Aug 2023, 12:20
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A Twenty-First Century Jethro Tull...
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Woman on right (whispering) “the best part is that we got the seedlings from Great Birnam Wood.”
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Old 18th Aug 2023, 13:50
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A man plants an olive tree knowing that he may never live long enough to see the first fruits of his labour ,
Perhaps the same fate awaits the planter of this crop ?
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The last time I tried this I hit myself in the balls, hence the high pitched squeaky voice I have now.
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Just think at the other end of this hole there is an Ass in Austraila, therefore I will call it Ass's hole
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Demonstrating the superiority of Soviet medical equipment . A examination tool used by proctologists that can also be used for planting spuds and sunflower seeds . Caution must be used as they have been known to slice through femoral arteries if you hit a rock or disagree with the latest dictate .
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Creating a woke version of RAF Scampton....
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