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Old 1st Jan 2024, 17:58
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"Thank you for volunteering for this suicide mission, Flossie. We need a futile gesture at this stage in the war"
"That's all right sir, all in a day's work"
Well, goodbye, then"
"Perhaps, ... perhaps it's au revoir, sir?"
"No, Flossie."
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 00:37
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"...and you're sure these are the Field Rations that the North Koreans sent us?"
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 00:39
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"I asked for a Carrier Pigeon, not a mocking Bird!"
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 01:31
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Typical. I order you to develop an autonomous stand-off weapon. You bring me a squab with a squib.
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 07:47
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Don’t worry if they shoot you down, we have provided you with a parachute pack.
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 07:48
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Of course you are qualified, I have met a lot of bird brained pilots in the RAF and you are at the top of the pile.
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 07:51
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Until you demonstrated it, I had never heard of Pigeon Diarrhoea, gawd knows how I will get it off my right breast pocket.
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 08:03
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We plan the send you in undercover as a duck, prosthetic’s and makeup are standing by to fit your disguise.
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 08:28
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What's for lunch cook?

Chicken surprise!


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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 09:11
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And dessert?

Pigeon pie…
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 10:24
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"Bill and Cooo", the movie. (B&W)
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 10:28
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No, I don't deliver just eat* ...you lazy bu**er!

*other delivery services available!
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Old 2nd Jan 2024, 12:52
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Reverse Zoonosis from a zoo keeper , bird hesitates as that thought crossed the bird brain .
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 01:31
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The war has changed all of us, and not in a good way. This is an ex parrot.
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Norman Wisdom gets volunteered to learn their lingo and finally clear the pigeons from Trafalgar Square.
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 02:58
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"Hmmm, this gives me an idea for a song.", said Tom Lehrer.
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 10:21
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The last carrier pigeon, having being made redundant by drones, delivers its last message - a redundancy notice to its handler.
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 12:06
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Well, as the carrier pigeon of fate meets the sparrowhawk of destiny, I think it's time to put this one in its coop...

Great responses, but the winner is 622 by a short flutter:

Originally Posted by 622
When you see what I have just left on your hat mate ...you won't be so pleased to see me!
Well done mate, CST on its way, afraid it's full of birdseed...
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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 12:42
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Many thanks, and Happy New Year to all!

Lets go with this shall we:


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Old 3rd Jan 2024, 14:13
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She will like the flowers, if you give me ten minutes I’ll put the lipstick on her snout.
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