Caption Competition Mk IV
"Thank you for volunteering for this suicide mission, Flossie. We need a futile gesture at this stage in the war"
"That's all right sir, all in a day's work"
Well, goodbye, then"
"Perhaps, ... perhaps it's au revoir, sir?"
"No, Flossie."
"That's all right sir, all in a day's work"
Well, goodbye, then"
"Perhaps, ... perhaps it's au revoir, sir?"
"No, Flossie."
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Don’t worry if they shoot you down, we have provided you with a parachute pack.
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Of course you are qualified, I have met a lot of bird brained pilots in the RAF and you are at the top of the pile.
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Until you demonstrated it, I had never heard of Pigeon Diarrhoea, gawd knows how I will get it off my right breast pocket.
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We plan the send you in undercover as a duck, prosthetic’s and makeup are standing by to fit your disguise.
And dessert?
Pigeon pie…
Pigeon pie…
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"Bill and Cooo", the movie. (B&W)
Norman Wisdom gets volunteered to learn their lingo and finally clear the pigeons from Trafalgar Square.
"Hmmm, this gives me an idea for a song.", said Tom Lehrer.
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Well, as the carrier pigeon of fate meets the sparrowhawk of destiny, I think it's time to put this one in its coop...
Great responses, but the winner is 622 by a short flutter:
Well done mate, CST on its way, afraid it's full of birdseed...
Great responses, but the winner is 622 by a short flutter:
Well done mate, CST on its way, afraid it's full of birdseed...
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She will like the flowers, if you give me ten minutes I’ll put the lipstick on her snout.