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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 19th Nov 2023, 09:47
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According to the manufacturers technical manual this £15,000 "Molecular Structure Adjuster" is the only tool suitable for track maintenance.
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Sarge, NO! You've picked up a grenade from the last picture!
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I think we should stick with horses when playing polo.
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With a hammer that big it’s definitely a Ford!
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Our best grenade croquet players never seem to have long playing careers , maybe we should leave the pins in . But , where is the fun in that .
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Trooper Fawlty, the army days...

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Wagner selection process
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The crew asked Hoskins to knock them up if and when the General finally arrived for inspection of manoeuvres.
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Swing low,
at my chariot,
flailing for to carry me home!
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For he's a welly good fellow
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Don't worry, he was posted in off Strykers.
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Are you going to tell him that's reactive armour?

Naaa....
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Old 20th Nov 2023, 14:04
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SSgt (late Drummer) Hoskins has never got over the disbandment of the Band of the Royal Armoured Corps.
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He's a Marvel, his callsign is Thor
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He's a Marvel, his callsign is Thor
Ath in Thor foot after he hitth himthelf?
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Carl...with an visual image of the Recruiter who convinced him to "Go Armor!".
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And stop calling me shirley!!!
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Originally Posted by Fly-by-Wife
Ath in Thor foot after he hitth himthelf?
The God of War went out to ride,
Upon a handsome filly.
"I'm Thor", he cried
His horse replied:
"You forgot your Thaddle, Thilly".

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Plenty of good ones here, keep them coming. Judging 24 hours hence.
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When you have a hammer every problem is a track pin...
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