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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:53
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Clunk click every trip.
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They were advancing hammer and tongs.
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Having transferred from British Rail, Bert’s previous job as a wheel tapper was a hard occupation to give up.
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Having transferred from British Rail, Bert’s previous job as a wheel tapper was a hard occupation to give up.
But then it hit Bert that this wagon runs on rather different tracks, so he's taking revenge !
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Pavlo had rigged up a novelty "Ring the Bell" competition, whereby a strong enough blow would fire a shell into a Russian target...
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Italian tank commander desperately tries to get his vehicle out of reverse...
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"Keep hitting it Jones, we'll give the crew such a headache they'll give up and go away!"
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When Sister Sledge met Brother Abrams...
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"Don't FORCE it, man! Use a bigger hammer!"
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I can fix anything with a BFH !
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Ahh now I see why the Army didn't want you as medic.....
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Nutty !

I never knew you did time in an armored unit ?
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Quickest way to clear anti tank mines from the tracks , gone in a flash
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Strike force struck.
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I’d be upset too. But how will that tighten the pin?
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Old 19th Nov 2023, 05:46
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He always gets like this after watching Fury...
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Why are we eating cold rations again? No, let me guess. It was Hoskins’ turn to tap the tank.
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Having transferred from British Rail, Bert’s previous job as a wheel tapper was a hard occupation to give up.
#2029!
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Italian tank commander desperately tries to get his vehicle out of reverse...
into reverse?
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Old 19th Nov 2023, 08:32
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He used to work for J Arthur Rank...

Or...

He likes a J Arthur... no, maybe not, it is Sunday morning...
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