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Old 18th Nov 2023, 08:54
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I'm just plugging a hole in that wheel
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 11:25
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Irish Mine Clearance.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 11:29
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Track adjustment tolerances were so tight, Bloggs was forced to resort to his micro-adjuster.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 11:38
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They’re not paying me £50k to hit that wheel to fix it! It’s £5 for hitting it and £49,995 for knowing WHERE to hit it!
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 11:40
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Swing Low Sweet Chariot, it's comin for t'carry me HOME!
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Nah, I'm go'in for a hole-in-one!
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 11:43
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Who said that only officers can play the game
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 12:07
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Hoskins, get back across the line! Have you gone crazy?

But sir, orders are to drive a wedge in the enemy formation.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 12:14
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Once a Wheeltapper, always a wheeltapper

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In his efforts to avoid returning to the front line, Boris had decided he would be able to manage without his right pinkie toe.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 12:26
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Sarge told me to hit the deck - but I keep missing!
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 12:54
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 13:45
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If you can't fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem.

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Old 18th Nov 2023, 15:04
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I think I need a spare wheel, I’ll just nip down to the Kings road in Chelsea & get one
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:03
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Nobody ever accused Cpl Bloggins of overthinking the troubleshooting process...
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:09
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Jonesy ! Stop ! It's not broken it's a British supplied part !

Hat, Coat, Umbrella, Briefcase, Roller Bag, Emergency slide.......
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:10
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Is that really going to fix it ?

Nope, but it will make me feel better !
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:12
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Sometimes you have to show Betsy here who is the boss !
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:19
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Maybe I should go around the back and give it a wack from there to shift it in the right direction??
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 17:21
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This'll teach it to blame the Royal Signals wiggly amps guys !
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