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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 17th Nov 2023, 17:54
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Und remember! Zer is nothing a German Officer cannot do!
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 18:30
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The Ukranians are using drones and 3D printed munitions and we're using this **** from the revolution!


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Old 17th Nov 2023, 18:55
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When the Pin has been pulled....Mister Go Bang is not your friendQ!
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 19:44
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
"Just one Cornetto,
Give it to me.
Delicious ice-cream,
From Italy."
"Boom Bang-a-Bang
(My heart goes
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
When you are near
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
Loud in my ear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time)

But those potato mashers will make great icecream cones if they don't kill all the Eyeties!
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Remember that Germany & Italy were on opposite sides in WW 1!

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Old 17th Nov 2023, 20:08
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Zer Tommies have sent us these Christmas crackers - vot jolly nice fellows zey are!
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 20:16
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If you think this is dangerous, just wait till you have to sit on the wings and drop them on the French.
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 21:46
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"What's the writing say?"

"Use by Jan 1890"
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 22:01
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Man in the middle: If we hurry up we should have number 5 finished by the end of the day
Man on the left: Probably, but I still think we should have ordered the Quick Build kit though
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 22:03
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And here's an extra one for yo ... oops
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Old 17th Nov 2023, 23:06
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Another good crop - commendation to Buster Hyman for: "Can we do something else next Christmas? I'm tired of pass the parcel" and to Ascend Charlie for "What's the writing say?" - "Use by Jan 1890"

But the clear winner is Hydromet: "Here you are Bloggs, this one has your name on it."

So well done and over to you, Hydromet!
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:01
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Thanks Fly-by-Wife,

Okay folks, have a go at this one.

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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:21
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FORE!!!!!!!!!
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:22
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Aussies tried everything but just couldn't get Kohli out.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:23
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Of course we'll say yes, but it's just a courtesy to ask if they can play through!
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Hoskins had to walk because they had a 'No Swingers' policy in the tank.
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:25
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Battlefield croquet was not without its hazards...
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Old 18th Nov 2023, 07:30
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I'll get that mossie on my boot!
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Russian conscript clearing anti-tank mines...
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When I said the recovery vehicle was unserviceable and we’d have to move it with a sledge. . .
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Oh, no, not another tyre kicker!
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