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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Apr 2023, 18:11
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The downside of the low visibility paint scheme
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 18:29
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Good try, Hoskins ... here's the bill.
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 18:34
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Brake-checking an F-15 is never a good idea.
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 18:43
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Errr ... may I see your Airfield Driving Permit, Sir? Oh, and please blow into this ...
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:22
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Erm I always thought a fly drive trip were two separate items.
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:35
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Female Driver and Female Pilot...what could possibly go wrong??
only if there's a Female Navigator...Sir
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:36
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Inside the US Base in Lakenheath, Treaders wanted a close up photo...on his Dashcam...
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:41
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With regret lads, no Sat Night beer for you, the Boss wants his plane serviceable for tomorrow...
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:44
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Your supposed to follow the Dragon Lady , not preceding it down the runway
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:45
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Jaguar on the M55?...Pah hold my beer and watch this...
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:55
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It should get on the centreline pylon, but I don't think it will fit on the missile pylons.




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Old 29th Apr 2023, 20:56
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Maybe it will fit on the "E".
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 21:07
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Strike Eagle pilot receives a traffic citation for aggravated buggery: he was following too closely.

- Ed
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 23:55
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I got the idea from a British puppet show from the 60's. It seemed to work ok then.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 00:18
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Roscoe P. Coltrane and Cletus thought it would be a good idea to try to stop the F-15 by pulling in front of it. Boss Hawg will not be happy.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 01:05
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When I said to police the area under the aircraft . . .
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 02:27
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Well, I guess that's the difference between Passive & Active Radar right there!
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The Eagle has landed...
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 02:29
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Who said F-15's couldn't land on a flat top?
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 05:52
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Houston..
We have a problem
Or
The Eagle has Landed...Buster beat me to that
Or
Eagles Lair
or
Where Eagles dare

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