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Old 4th May 2021, 19:45
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The FSB report they are still attempting to reduce tbe size of the pellet to fit the Bulgarian Umbrella. But should be achievable for Markov's trip to London.
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Old 4th May 2021, 21:09
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It's not often that a hatter makes the inches-for-centimetres error.
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Old 4th May 2021, 21:12
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"I've got this great idea for a TV game involving giant red balls. I'll call it Total Wipeout."
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Old 4th May 2021, 22:43
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No, they can't see where they're going, but it does keep the setting sun out of their eyes."
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Old 4th May 2021, 23:05
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They'd finally cracked it, and those who'd rubbished the F35 helmet mounted display would soon be eating their words
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Old 5th May 2021, 02:01
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Just out of shot, a gang of furious Hairdressers demand their hair dryers back.
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Old 5th May 2021, 02:11
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The glory days of aviation
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Old 5th May 2021, 02:39
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They're helping Artie Beetson look for the prop that hit Jack Newton.

(For those unfamiliar, Jack Newton was a pro golfer who walked into an aircraft propellor and lost an arm. Artie Beetson was a Rugby League coach. Prop forward is a defensive position in Rugby League.)
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Old 5th May 2021, 02:46
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(Not a caption)
Jack Newton was a pro golfer who walked into an aircraft propellor and lost an arm.
Actually, he also lost an eye and a lot of intestines, which led to a couple of sick jokes:
Q: What force does it take to stop an aeroplane propellor?
A(1) One Newton
A(2) A strong arm, a good eye, and a lot of guts.
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Old 5th May 2021, 08:45
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Advertising Executive: "I'm delighted to present you new campaign for contraceptives!"

Customer: "But they've got holes in!"
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Old 5th May 2021, 09:13
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Pearls before swine........ "If you can't beat them, join them" said Arfur Scroggins Line Swine, "we're just worried in case someone tries to string us".
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Old 5th May 2021, 09:14
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Old 5th May 2021, 10:17
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At LAX local residents under the flightpath soon develop PPE in case of sudden ' Toilet Discharge '
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Old 5th May 2021, 10:18
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On Brighton Seafront Local residents develop PPE so they can eat their chips safe from Seagull attack
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Old 5th May 2021, 10:21
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In a blind test of eight in flight catering meals the winner with 75% was Nothing at All, Followed on 24.9% by the Cardboard box
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Old 5th May 2021, 10:54
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Stig had a lot of explaining to do to Mrs Stig when this photo was seen!
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Old 5th May 2021, 12:22
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I'll call this one tonight, before judging gets too much harder. Around midnight in the UK.
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Old 5th May 2021, 12:43
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With the withdrawl of the Sea KIng, the RAF put the radomes up for disposal.
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Old 5th May 2021, 12:45
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Kodak launch their instapratic, a head worn camera system.
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Old 5th May 2021, 13:12
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How can you tell they all play rugby? .......it's easy, because they are all prop forwards!!
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