Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

....and over there is the St Pancras Coal Yards. But please not Wednesday, That's washing day.

[622]

The maps were fairly good, but all the pilots knew it was much easier to just ask Capt Thomas Tom the way to the target.

[Buster Hyman]

...He's over there, in the USA.
No, I said Harri-err!

[Buster Hyman]

Sea Harrier? No, not here mate. Portsmouth's that way.

[MarcK]

If I were you, I wouldn't start from here.

[Dan Gerous]

No, that's the set for the security film Sir. If you follow Richard O Sullivan over there, he'll get you to the drugs.

[Kiltrash]

If you could just settle your Mess Bill before taking off on a very dangerous mission. ,

or

Don't you remember scoring with section Officer Harvey and saying the drinks were on you??

[Kiltrash]

The cigarette in my outstretched hand? well the MO did tell me to stay far away from tobacco...

[Kiltrash]

Shouting, " Hey Sharkey, here's your wingman...David "

[treadigraph]

The mess sir? It's just there. Where you had your coffee 10 minutes ago...

[Out Of Trim]

The most dangerous thing on earth.

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An H’Officer with a map! 😳😬

[treadigraph]

No 27? Just over there. Is that pizza you're delivering?

[cavuman1]

As the one-armed fisherman said "You should've been here yesterday - I caught one this big!"

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Buster speaking with Nutty, Please hold this and make it bigger ...

[treadigraph]

Yes, I know you don't actually need a runway but the missus has just hung out the washing and if you blast grass and dust all over her clean sheets once more, she'll clout me a vertical take off right in to orbit...

[Buster Hyman]

"....and it's just over there. Now, you're our Pilot for today?"
"No, I'm the Navigator"

[Kiltrash]

Thank you for letting me stand in front of your thingy, now all my girlfriends will think I'm a pilot and fawn over me and drop their knickers...
Now here's the helmet back and where did I park my dust cart? ?

[Kiltrash]

No no before we give you one of these you you need to be a steely eyed killer determined to protect Queen and Country. Now your Slingsby is just over there.....and remove that lip fuzz...

[Kiltrash]

Yes the Pilots of the 4 ship F-15 flight you bounced are just over there to your left. They want a word with you. The Front Gate is over there to your right ..

[Kiltrash]

No I don't think its a career stopper popping up from behind a hill as the Queens Flight Helicopter being Piloted behind the Duke of Edinburgh came past, nor is shouting Guns, Guns, Guns and claiming it as a kill.
You P60 is just over there.