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Old 26th Apr 2021, 09:55
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If you keep right at The Ascension, keep going straight and The Falklander should be a couple of thousand miles along on your right. If you see the South Georgia on your left, you've taken the wrong fork - take the next right and you can't miss it.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:02
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The 4 Star hotel is out of the main gate, turn left and next to the traffic lights.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:04
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That's the WAAF block on the left.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:06
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Your target is on that hill. You don't have the fuel for one further away.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:28
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Pilot...what are you wittering on about?
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:29
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I could hear you but some pratt left his engine running.....way over there
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:32
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No no from the Factory to Wisley all you have to do is follow the A3, watch for the hangar left at Leatherhead...if you see the Ark in Portmouth you will be running on fumes.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:56
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"It's quite a tricky target to find but don't worry; I'm going to sit on the steps and point the way!"
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 10:56
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"It's 4 cubits that way, sir!"
"I'm going to the Ark Royal, not the forking Ark Noah!"
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 11:02
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Nigel: I don't get it, what's the beauty wax salon down the road got to do with my nose trim issue?
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 11:13
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...and this is where the cigarette lighter is located.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 11:38
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Sharkey explains to David how he got 3 A4's with one missle.....
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 11:39
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Third star to the left and straight onto morning....and that's Amerillo ....
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 11:44
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No no thats London Bridge, you want Tower Bridge ...
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 12:16
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...and then the swab goes up the left nostril, 2 inches in for 5 seconds, off to the lab and in an hour or so you should have a result.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 12:45
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Right Sir, last minute change to your target....it's that house over there in the married quarters belonging to Cpl Smith .....caught him with my wife last night!
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 12:53
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"Sorry for the delay, is this your first posting Sir?"
"Yes, actually it is...how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess Sir, anyway...sorry, I don't have a 'long weight'....but try over there in the stores?"
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 13:11
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Why are you holding tbe map upside down ? Sir

In case I fly inverted
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Upcoming tour to Australia
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My cousin, Hoskins, is a Navigator says this is how it's done .
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Is it??
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 13:12
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At Donna Nook, The Pilot lands to inspect the Barn Door.
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