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Old 26th Feb 2021, 07:30
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Hoskins, the idea of camouflage is so that it blends into the background, where do you think we are going? String fellows?
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 07:48
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"When I asked you to arrange testing of the anti-flash paint, Hoskins, this is NOT what I had in mind!"
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 07:50
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"Is that your mother Hoskins? Well, not the first time she's been on one of our choppers....."
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 09:58
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A placard by engineering to remind that the CH-53 is a bit top heavy.
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 10:02
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It does have a purpose - it shows where the grease nipples are located.
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 11:05
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Gratuitous reposting of the image




Quick get some lingerie coloured paint the Vicar is on his rounds.
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 11:06
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That's a strange place for a hand hold.
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 11:07
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Hotlips gets assigned to the 4077th.
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 14:51
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Perhaps this was a bad choice of paint job to display to the King of Saudi Arabia, Do you think he noticed? is the sale still on?
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Old 26th Feb 2021, 18:40
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Lady Godiva trades her horse for a Super Stallion.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 09:47
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Sorry Hoskins, this one in the bosses......and we have to be equal opportunities around here now...so that’s yours over there with a picture of Herbert from stores on it.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 09:51
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You mean HMH doesn't mean Huge Mammaries Here?
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Yes Hoskins, it may be a tad garish for the Royal Air Force, but it got them over the line with the Israelis.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 09:58
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Actually it was quite easy, we just offered a two-bit hooker a free spray tan.
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Daddy's War Chest.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 10:06
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I know it's meant to be hot in the dessert but at nights I get effin freezin
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 10:48
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It’s got a distinctive blue note sound when the airflow passes over certain areas.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 10:51
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Cletus, get out the disc cutter. Ah want them as ma mud flaps on ma Aybraams.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 11:24
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Now the Duke of York is boasting about his conquest ... one BIG one instead of several little ones
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 12:37
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Originally Posted by Hydromet View Post
Thank you Wensleydale, I'll jump to it and find something suitable.

Have a go at this one.


OK, we have a John, a Chris, a Kim and the girls ... we just need an engineer and we'll never miss Saigon again ...
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