Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The Danny LA Rue appreciation Society practice their mincing

[Buster Hyman]

The crew demonstrate Glide Slope....

[Hydromet]

OK, time to call this one.

Honorable mentions to ...
MPN11 for The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.

Treaders, for The weight of the Captain's wrist watch was to affect the crew's pose for the camera quite significantly...
and
Kiltrash, with Next we shall demonstrate the crash position. On the command Brace, Brace, Brace put your head down between your knees...
Your OWN knees Hoskins...

But the winner is Cavuman1, with a special award for brevity, for Banker's convention....

Well done, Cavuman1, the CST wile sideslip in to you shortly, you can bank on it.

[Kiltrash]

When the big hand is on 10 and the little hands on 4 what time is it?
I dunno, I only have a digital watch

congrats Cav....

[cavuman1]

Many Thanks, Hydromet! (and Kiltrash!)

If the Jesus Nut holds and there's no Haboob, this should be good for a few guffaws:




- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Section Officer Harvey picked the wrong moment to walk through the spray booth...
Did she??

[treadigraph]

Liberace was the only person to notice a helicopter in the picture...

[Kiltrash]

HMH 467 were just too late in the queue for Squadron Colours....they got Hoskins

[Chu Chu]

Desert camouflage, Hoskins, not dessert.

[Chu Chu]

With the world getting more crowded, Hoskins was directed to include humans in the desert camouflage scheme. But he neglected to research the locally prevailing dress code . . .

[Kiltrash]

The CO gave permission for the pilots to paint their mums on the aircraft as nose art.
"Anderson is that really your mum Pam? , yes sir "

[622]

Hoskins.....the pilot wants to see you..
..He asked you to paint a picture of his wife on his aircraft......and he says you have a bit of explaining to do!

[Dan Gerous]

Just buy a hair dryer you cheap beeatch

[Kiltrash]

You don't wanna know where the refuelling probe / coupling goes

[c52]

We use it like a sheep-dog - one of these will scare thousands of Taliban into running far from it, at least in good visibility.

OR

We only have to hover and all Taliban within binocular range race towards us.

[Wensleydale]

That's not paint...its a shadow!

[treadigraph]

You see a pneumatic woman with long hair - I see Max Wall as Professor Wallofski, losing his wig and scratching his shoulder...

[fdr]

Overlooking the impact of Lithium-7 resulted in some curious artifacts and led to the atoll for Castle Bravo being renamed Bikini.

[Kiltrash]

Banksy strikes again...

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins touches up the camouflage on his Stallion Airfix model, alone , in his garage...