OK, time to call this one.
Honorable mentions to ...
MPN11 for The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.
Treaders, for The weight of the Captain's wrist watch was to affect the crew's pose for the camera quite significantly...
and
Kiltrash, with Next we shall demonstrate the crash position. On the command Brace, Brace, Brace put your head down between your knees...
Your OWN knees Hoskins...
But the winner is Cavuman1, with a special award for brevity, for Banker's convention....
Well done, Cavuman1, the CST wile sideslip in to you shortly, you can bank on it.