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Old 29th Mar 2021, 09:03
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Normally the trainees only need 5 practice jumps to become fully trained and sent into conflict. Hoskins is on his 50th unsuccessful landing. Decides to train as a Pilot instead, and so the legend was born
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Fleet Air Arm train Pilots in Vertical Landing, Now all we need is a suitable Aircraft.

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Old 29th Mar 2021, 12:25
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Training goes ahead in preparation for the end of the Nuremburg Trials.
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Old 29th Mar 2021, 12:56
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The new RAF Ken dolls flew off the shelves.
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The ATC float in the May Day Parade is a bit adventurous
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The next time we order adjustable-height standup desks, we need to write a tighter spec.
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Old 29th Mar 2021, 16:43
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Sorry wrong thread, should be in Flight Instructors and Examiners. Try and get it right next time Hoksins
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Old 29th Mar 2021, 20:42
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Right foot in, right foot out,
in, out, in out,
you shake it all about.
you end up in a tangle ,
and you break your ankle,
that's what it's all about.
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This course does not chop failing students. It hangs them!
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Con Air? No no no we're dropping Andrew and his cronies off in America
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Failed students offered a second chance to earn their wings realise they've made a terrible mistake.
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Think bouncy castle...
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Old 30th Mar 2021, 09:06
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Children ( and Pilots ) not allowed
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Old 30th Mar 2021, 09:07
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Two things fall from the sky: bird sh*t and paratroopers....
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The Top Gear, ( or Grand Tour ) presenters are not concerned what the Producers have dreamt up this time
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Mothercare Bouncy Cradle for Adults gets a first test. If the Pilots don't get motion sickness, it's safe
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Basic training for the Troopers in Herefordshire,
Move along now nothing to see here.
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At the Martin Baker test site the bungey cord is extended to Max++. Saves a lot of airframe hours.
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Old 30th Mar 2021, 10:40
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Early rehearsals for the new Riverdance tour...
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Against all odds, the climate-hardened grapes made excellent wine. But even hobnailed boots needed some extra oomph to stomp them.
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