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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Dec 2021, 06:12
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The new British Airways Uniform for Captains on flights to Red Countries.
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 06:14
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Very good Mr President, but I don't think Hoskinski has anything to worry about as a Crash Test Dummy...
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 06:17
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Putin...
Where's the Guns button?...
Funky
Sorry Mr President, the only cockpit big enough for your ample spreading girth was a transport aircraft...
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 06:47
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I can't breathe in this thing!


*Not the current CapComp pic!
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 13:07
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Is this the vodka dispenser?
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“I have had my PCR Test … it says Putin Clearly Rules … OK?”
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 21:04
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At this years (2005) Ref Flag in Nevada, the rules are changed to allow the Pilots to fly what they bring. However the guest country seems to have brought out the Big Guns...
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 21:52
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Musk flattens Branson in the PR game when he reveals his guest astronaut for the first Starship launch…..
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 22:38
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And in the little blue bag ve have the SALT agreement Vhich ve vill drop first before ve reduce them to a crisp
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 01:47
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"Alexei! Are you going to offer him a booster seat or shall I?"
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 08:46
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Intercom crackles...
Major Kongski, the bum doors won't close....
Don't you mean the ' Bomb Bay Doors?'
No have you see the state of the KahzI ??
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 08:48
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Putin looks surprised as the autopilot slowly deflates, however worse was to come when he was told where the manual inflation tube is located
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 08:50
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Yes he exclaimed but I have given myself " Release of Nuclear Weapons " is authorised...cuts out all this Chain of Command crap
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 08:53
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Putin wonders why there is a slobbering Siberian Husky in the co pilots seat. Finds out who is just along for the ride to open the tin of dog food...
( Isn't automation just wonderfull )
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 09:17
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I vould have had you photograph me topless, but these straps fair chaffe around da nipples.
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 09:22
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For the last time, stop pressing the call bell, there is no concierge on this flight.
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 10:16
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As the relationship with the West cools further, Aeroflot is forced to buy whatever aircraft it can get hold of...
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 11:28
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So, you say Biden thinks I would not have the guts to push this button?
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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 16:23
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Radio crackles

Congratulations Mr President I can confirm you are officially the fastest Politician ...ever
( softly) apart from John Glenn

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Old 3rd Dec 2021, 19:40
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See what I get for my air miles
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