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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Nov 2021, 22:35
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What’s wiff the blank expression?
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 22:36
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Try cranking it, it might suck it on.
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 10:56
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The MOD later regretted buying the single point of failure model...
MOD explained well it has 2 engine intakes so we assumed there were 2 yes TWO engines. ..
Where's our ebay refund??

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Old 26th Nov 2021, 10:59
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Chap walking off round the other side...
Well if you are not going to listen to my suggestion, I'm taking my football home in the huff..
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 11:01
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The red things? Yes I think they are Santa's Boots.
Better call NORAD no need to track him this year..
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 11:04
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Major Rescue, ( stupid name for a Pilot )...Your aircrafts ready...sign here and off you go...
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 11:08
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Anyone one know where this goes after we ' Remove before Flight"?
Dunno never taken them off before, might get misplaced. ..
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 11:13
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CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! Did you just fall out of that Herc?
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 12:13
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Hoskins, take note. Even when you are trying to rescue someone, it always pays to read the fine print first.
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 18:50
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Yes i have to be the last to take my hand off, and it's mine, all mine
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 18:52
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Damm Insulate Britain protesters, supergluing their hands to everyone's transport
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 18:54
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Hoskins, your challenge is to collect 12 Gold Stars for everyone's dinner tonight...however your not in thier alone, release the Crickets ...
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 21:14
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What do you mean you’re just popping by?
we were all in transit.
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 21:18
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Quick get the covers on and everything nailed down a transit load of gypo’s has just turned up.
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 21:47
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After F35 reported a possible bird strike during his flight over the Artic Circle,
Norwegian ground crew tries to save life of parttime Season Holiday pilot.
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 21:57
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Female? far left ... have I left the gas on??
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Old 26th Nov 2021, 21:58
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The Pilots life is our most important thing in life...
What more than the 10 megaton bomber heading for Whitehall??

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Old 27th Nov 2021, 08:43
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Hold it down lads, Storm Arwens on the way, all it wants to do is fly ( Navy)
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Old 27th Nov 2021, 09:31
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Aren't we excellent, the instructions were to break the ac outline on the ground with patterns, but I am sure we'll make our names in the mentions for making 'em stealthier in the air too by clogging the unnecessary holes. Hurrah!
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Old 27th Nov 2021, 11:36
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Honourable mentions and nominations for the MI4 Memorial Trophy for PI of the Year:
Chu Chu: These intake covers are great. Too bad we have to fly to Norway to get them installed.
Self Loading Bear: After F35 reported a possible bird strike during his flight over the Artic Circle, Norwegian ground crew tries to save life of parttime Season Holiday pilot.

In reverse order:

=3rd Kiltrash: Nope the Sparrows chick is still there so this birds grounded
and Nutty: Try cranking it, it might suck it on.

2nd ORAC:No matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t get the two halves of the Airfix display model to fit together…..

The winner of the e-Goat Lightning Wit Trophy is
Traffic_Is_Er_Was:You think this side is difficult? I'm trying to fit the port one with my toes!

In the absence of the lineal champion, I assume the Coffman Starter Trophy will also be arriving from QUH.
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