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Old 14th Feb 2021, 19:14
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“Your seat is under your lifejacket” ?
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Old 14th Feb 2021, 19:30
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There is controversy as the New Zealand team reveal their yacht for the defence of the Americas Cup.
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"... Airbus's concerns on having Lexcen on the design team were realised.... "
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 00:41
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when CoViD regulations were less invasive
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 06:29
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Airbus offer 'Extendo-standing' on overwing exits in case the no-shows.... show up.

Right off to have a judge
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 06:45
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Runner up award goes to Wensleydale with a early attempt

"Is that a rescue launch heading this way?"

"No. Its the agent for Lawyers are You".
In first place will be Dan Generous with

After the Catalina's success, Ryanair start operating a Highland Hub from Inverness/Loch Ness airport
Once the trophy is dried out will be with you soon.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 09:45
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Thanks Kiltrash, let's keep the wet theme going with this one.


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Old 15th Feb 2021, 09:55
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The jet pack sighting near LAX proved be a hoax. It is actually a very secret water injection innovation tested at Edwards AFB.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 10:23
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The secret of how Bionic Man Steve Austin urinates is finally revealed...
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Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there...
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It's not like this at Skeggy!!!
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 10:50
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Yea yea yea I know you think you are talented and showing off... yawn..., would be more impressed with a cat or dog on board
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 10:52
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Red Bull gives you wiings
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 10:54
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All was going well with the climb out till he suffered a dual Kipper suck up and lost thrust.
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Conspiracy theorists were all over the idea that the dual Colonic Irrigation failure was no accident!
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Kevin Costner still thinks a Waterworld sequel would work.
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Old 15th Feb 2021, 11:10
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Thrust Vectoring, Bank Angle....all double Dutch to me, all I do is squeeze harder and Cow(e)s get smaller....
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Having checked the Squawk code list Hoskins was unable to find one suitable for this situation.
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The intercepting fighter was unable to attract the Pilots attention.


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. . . and the only exhaust emitted is pure water.
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Enjoy unrestricted legroom and a covid-free environment when you fly first-class with ----Air.
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