Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Having landed at Exeter with the freight the troops were disappointed not to be able to access the mail

[Kiltrash]

We need 2 brave chaps to go up and insert the safety pins, As the others all take one step back, Nutty and Buster find themselves ' Volunteered '

[Kiltrash]

I know the ' Experts ' say it is allowed but surly there is no common V Type Rating for ...Victor...Valiant..Vulcan ...
I am a Viscount ....Vanguard. ..VC 10 Pilot.

[Chu Chu]

No, no. I said we would NOT be breaking any new ground today.

[Kiltrash]

Had a message from the British they can't afford to repair it so we can have it for free
OK let's convert it into a Glamping Pod. Comes with its own child's slide.

[Ascend Charlie]

The new CO wanted to try out the Kneeling Undercarriage idea, so he could walk up the wing to the cockpit instead of climbing the ladder, but he couldn't jump the hurdles at the top.

[treadigraph]

Yes, I know Roland Falk rolled it straight after take off at Farnborough but you can't even roll it straight down the runway!

[treadigraph]

It's the James Bond producers sir, they haven't finished with it yet, they still need to stick it in the sea for a key scene...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Three on left: "Right chaps, head directly to the mess. Walk straight. Don't look back. Act like nothing is wrong. Perfectly normal landing. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Eyes forward. Walk fast. Don't talk to anyone."

[fdr]

Massey Fergusson product development considered the plowing trial as "Unsat, low acres per hour", determining the Luftwaffe's F104 alternative was more effective for plowing.

[Wensleydale]

At the Board of Enquiry, it was discovered that the accident was caused by the co-pilot taking his hands off the controls, closing his eyes, and saying "May V-Force be with you".

[Kiltrash]

The Cricket team ran over to see who had wrecked their strip. Congratulate the captain as they were taking a hammering in the T20.

[Kiltrash]

Diane Abbot again?

[Kiltrash]

Well the good news is that we can reuse the parachute.

[622]

Well Hoskins, you picked a hell of a time to find out you are green / grey colour blind!

[NutLoose]

I said brake NOT break!

[Surplus]

Sir, the Science Officer has the pilot in a death grip, he's muttering that 'the undercarriage could'na tak it!'

[cattletruck]

Captain to men in white: On a positive note this should cover deep square leg nicely.

[Kiltrash]

Hostie, no your not allowed to walk under tbe wing to get to the rear steps
or
Form a orderly queue, the tug will be over in a few minutes with the steps. Phew this new war time short turnround sure puts a strain on us. Fuellers, toilet and weapons specialist

[treadigraph]

Well, no one else seems to have seen the elephant crossing the runway...