Caption Competition Mk II
What happened !
ITD
What's that ?
Inadvertent Traumatic Disassembly
ITD
What's that ?
Inadvertent Traumatic Disassembly
Look on the bright side, the cover for the ash tray is still straight ........
What do I put in the defect column of the log book ?
"Unscheduled un-serviceability of the main and tail rotor systems"
"Unscheduled un-serviceability of the main and tail rotor systems"
Now Children if your mummy has ready the Glue, loo roll inner tube and sticky backed plastic, now we will show you how to repair your prized Action Man toy.
(In true Blue Peter fashion)
(In true Blue Peter fashion)
AAIB report
"Having looked at all scenario and having discounted them all, Even the ridiculous ones, what ever remains, even if it is impossible, must be what happened. "
Conclusion Hoskins is a idiot....
"Having looked at all scenario and having discounted them all, Even the ridiculous ones, what ever remains, even if it is impossible, must be what happened. "
Conclusion Hoskins is a idiot....
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See I told you a curly wurly lead could stretch well over three feet.
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Geez, we're going to be here all night filling in the defect sheets.
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Well we need to put something down as a defect....... I know, door insulation adrift!...
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In a way it reminds me of a Lotus, it's not a kit helicopter, but starts to disassemble itself into the sum of its parts when you start to use it.
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Do you think we could put it down to a mouse infestation?
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British Airways have to reschedule even more flights ....
A new Reality TV show: The Darwin Awards: LIVE. This competitor failed and was driven off in a boring old black cab after tea and biscuits in a run-down cafe.
The winners are driven off in highly polished, specially modified Rolls Royces to a traditional ceremony.
The winners are driven off in highly polished, specially modified Rolls Royces to a traditional ceremony.
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Don't worry, I've thrown the tailboom with the registration on it in my car boot, we just need to deny all knowledge.