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Old 7th Feb 2021, 16:40
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Of course it will fly, it is totally contract compliant !
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 16:42
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The poor fitter was very confused. The work order said “ adjust blade tracking”
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 16:43
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Ah, Hoskins, what drugs were you were on when you designed that, cause I want some !
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 19:02
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When you're too close for ordinary weapons, you biff the enemy aircraft with the digger arm.
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 19:04
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With little road access to customers' back gardens, Brian made a killing by digging foundations for conservatories.
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 20:17
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Farmer Clarkson was really piss...miffed off when he saw what May and Hammond had done to his favourite tractor on a sleep over
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Old 7th Feb 2021, 20:21
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Think we can adopt this for the undercarriage in the B36 soft ground variants
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 07:01
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You think this is funny? You wait till there is deep snow and you need your car dug out the driveway, and the drifts blown away...
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 07:18
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Rotary blades, Hoskins, rotary blades. You were supposed to design a combine harvester, not a combined helidigger...
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 07:19
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If Carlsberg made mechanised garden tools...
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 07:47
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The Merger of Westlands and JCB did not get off to a good start!
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 07:50
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Sorry Sir, we just parked the digger in the hangar for one night....and nine months later this appeared!
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It takes IFR to the next level by making its own roads.
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 12:52
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It's an Australian attack helicopter, we call it the digger.
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 16:10
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Outside the offie the Police place a unmarked car to deter unsocial drinking.
Or so it says in the Wooloomooloo Times.
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 16:14
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All very well Hoskins but don't you find the vertical drive shafts interfere with your knackers?
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 16:17
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At RNAS Yeovilton they get fed up with ripples in the taxiway, however find a Super Gopher Mound
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Old 8th Feb 2021, 16:46
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"When we get on-site, it unloads itself. No need to unfold a ramp for it to drive down. Simplification is what this company's all about."
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Early concepts for the carriage of JP233 ... some oages were missing from the Brief.
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