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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 5th Feb 2021, 19:40
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So anyway Joe, we have a sweepstake running and I have you down for pegging it in Dec 2020, old Reese Mogg doesnít even think you will see the month out.
JB, you really are an idiot BoJo.
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Old 5th Feb 2021, 20:36
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The votes are in, counted and re counted, there are no postal ballots outstanding, so I Kiltrash as presiding officer herby declare the winner of the Cap Comp and the proud holder of the CST for the next few days is...Nutloose with

Hi, is that the Oval of Tooting takeaway, Iíd like two sweet and sour chicken, two Bombay duck, prawn crackers and two pancake rolls please and can you deliver?.
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Hello. My name is Joe and I'm calling about your recent payment for your subscription to Amazon Prime......
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Old 5th Feb 2021, 23:49
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Wow, didn’t expect that, ok....open house to those that have had few wins, now is your chance to pop up a picture
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 00:32
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Wow, didnít expect that,
Wow. Neither did I!
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:26
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How about this..........whatever it is!
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:29
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ACME - A Company That Makes Everything: At Your Service!
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:35
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It's a JCBell 47...
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:42
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Brains had designed and built Thunderbird Six for himself but as yet there had never been any conceivable purpose for it...
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:49
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It’s a female helicopter, generally identified “as a Bitchin hoe”
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 11:50
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Errr... when I said it needs tracking, one was referring to the blades..
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:01
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Inspired by aircraft skidding off the runway and leaving grooves in the grass, we are proud to offer a purpose-built solution for those who want aircraft to dig up the turf.
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:04
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We told our engineers to design a rotovator, and this was the result.
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:11
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In response to requests from North Sea operators, Bell improves the ditching capability of its latest helicopter.
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:19
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𝄞 We plough the field and scatter the rotors round the land...♬
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:23
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I told AC2 Heath-Robinson to dig a hole and shovel all the sh!t into it and he came up with this...
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 12:59
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Well gets me to the pub, whatever the weather
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 13:03
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In Greenland they used to lose the equipment in the snow. Tell you what let's paint it blue and gave the contract to Mr McGoo.
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 13:05
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Does your Chopper have a name?
Yes, it's Doug.
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 13:06
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What the Mexicans designed to get through or over the wall. Now is a gate guard in El Passo
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Old 6th Feb 2021, 13:07
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Maybe a right dog, but does bury it's own sh!t
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