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Old 1st Feb 2021, 15:10
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Budget cuts, they've sold the pylon mounted machine guns to the Mexie's, so we're now it.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 16:08
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"Hey! Pilot! We're going to the theatre of war, not an amphitheatre."
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Fly-by requests are rarely approved, but this one had legs.
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Gunner to his partner: "Check out the gonzabulators on those cheerleaders!" "I know! And that's not an M-16 I'm holding against your leg!"

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Hey, why did he call me Humpty and you Dumpty?
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Don't look now, but I think the rotors stopped.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 21:01
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The Americans take drastic action to stop Usain Bolt winning their Championships.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 21:03
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Hank, did you read that report that soldiers cannot fall out of helicopte....
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 22:32
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Typical ! The Loggies organize a 4 person aircraft for a 6 person squad.... Grrrrrrr
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Yah, Fat Fuc*Kers like us don’t get to sit inside.
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Old 1st Feb 2021, 22:35
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Yah know, I think this is a bit over the top, all the boss wants is a Team Ball Cap
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"The first incarnation of Low Cost Carrier Southwest was not initially popular among passengers..."
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I know you have the L@ser designator but why are you pointing it at your wife's ex's car?
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Could be worse, could be part of ex President Trumps security detail.
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Bloody 24/7 rolling news....not expected the Army building grandstands when we attack Osama's compound
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If you knew it was NBC's TV camera drone then why didn't you say so before we shot it down??!
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I'll call this one around 8pm tonight...
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 10:22
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From the right hand side.
No sorry, please can you find a toilet...
Knew it was a mistake allowing women into front line Army units
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Old 2nd Feb 2021, 10:37
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Hey Bloggs, pilot says we are too far aft with CofG, do you have any idea what he's about?
No, but once the pilot catches it I'll for sure shoot it down.
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