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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 11th Jan 2021, 14:09
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"...and when you can fly this straight and level with those two simulated jet fighters only 6' away from you, you can apply to join the Red Arrows."

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Old 11th Jan 2021, 15:32
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Bugger, i'm getting an air conditioning failure warning...
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 15:33
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 15:37
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Did you ask about the Auto Pilot..?
Yes. they said as we had been drafted in from MT we were it.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 16:13
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10,000,000 years BC, Fred and Barney design the latest in cutting edge personnal transport.

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Old 11th Jan 2021, 16:14
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Elon Musk designs a Electric Helicopter, just need to source 20,000 feet of extension cable.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 16:18
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Why are tbe weapons painted white? Make them more visable to the enemy and scare them?
No they are ' Special Weapons'. You did write your will didn't you?
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 16:21
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Go Go Inspector Gadget
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 16:23
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You have control, and for your information that's NOT the collective
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 17:38
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So ‘e said do you want a go and I said No Ta, and ‘e said very good, a NOTAR it is, I see you're a helicopter man, get in...



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Old 11th Jan 2021, 17:55
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So, they want us to come up with a model name for this thing.....how about the Bell End !
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 18:16
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Derbyshire Police test new tools for pouncing on unsuspecting hikers.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 18:46
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The first Air-to-Air test was against a SEPECAT Jaguar ... which, amazingly, the Jaguar won.
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 19:07
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Observer: “What’s this thing called again?”
Pilot: “Stupid!”
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 19:33
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No Sir, they don't pay me enough to hit the starter
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 19:47
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It's OK during the Covid Regulations to take this for your daily exercise, you won't get any further than
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Old 11th Jan 2021, 21:46
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"So, on 20 Jan, we hover this outside the Oval Office windows, and activate the OMG-Rockets"
"What's an OMG-Rocket, sir?"
"Orange Moron Guided Rocket, son, his term is over!"
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 00:58
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fear in the hearts of the opponent was discounted on the rollout of the prototype, but pity was a good alternative psyops goal.
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 01:44
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The successor to the Hiller Hornet is the Murder Hornet.
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Old 12th Jan 2021, 07:04
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Hoskins, did you forget to fit the anti torque tail rotor? No sorry sir I have checked the box and plans, there is not one
Well this should be a interesting first flight. ...
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