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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 09:59
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Wait till I get this from 88mm to 88 MPH!
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.... and Wittmann was awarded the Knight's Cross with Whiskers...
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Dr Seuss's latest offering, "The Cat in the Tin Hat"...
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Major General Catton leads his troops into battle...

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The Afrika Korps adopt the Sphinx as it's emblem

(Ps there is a breed of cat named Sphynx )

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At the Tank Museum they could not work out why they were overrun with mice
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Norwegian Blue? If you had not nailed it to the turret it would be pushing up daisy's
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....you and whose army....
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Being unable to speak German, the cat was most surprised when the gun was fired
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....and in the Bocage this will look like a cat in a branch while the commander uses the embedded sight to obtain a firing solution.
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Lt Gruber looked forward to getting his paws on a new tank.
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"Zis is our answer to those Desert Rats ze British have been using!!"
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 12:24
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The gun wasn't used for indirect fire; aiming was strictly sight of feline.
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No clot I said the strapline was to be " Put a Tiger in your Tank " not ON your Tank.
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In an attempt to evade the Russian T-34-s that were outnumbering the Panzer, The commander crashed through the walls of the local vet's .
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Mein Towel here first vass.
You better not move it.

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The Mobile Cat Attack System gets it's first public demonstration. Designers claim it's the future here right now
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A Jerry tom.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 16:23
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Fed up with the smell from 6 crew cooped up in the tank for 4 straight days, the cat popped out for some fresh air.
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Sgt Von McGoo unfortunately used a broom stick with a furry swab to clean out the barrel after 5 shots. Well he explained there were no small enough children to use instead.
The moggy was NOT impressed
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