OK, scores on the doors...
A few also rans...
Hydromet
There are some things that just weren't meant to be carried on roof racks.
Chu Chu
I kept telling him not to park on the runway, but he finally put paid to the Piper.
and
Looks like the engine did most of the damage, officer. Let's keep this simple for the insurance company and say I was hit by a Continental.
Buster
Bond
Yes Q.
Did I not mention anything about ejecting a passenger near a runway?
C52
Pilot: "Good job that car was there or I'd have scraped the right wing on the ground."
Martin the Martian
You think that's something, let me tell you about this time I was flying Jaguars in Oman...
However, coming in on a wing and a prayer with a very close second is:
Kiltrash
Policeman: How do you spell Hoskins?
But he was
just pipped to the post by
Cattletruck
Yeah, I know it's a Cub, Cattletruck knows it's a Cub but I still liked it...
Well done mate, CST is heading down to you for a bit of a sunshine...
Apparently a loss of power during take off...