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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:53
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Somethings afoot my dear Vatsun
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:54
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They look like a load of old cobblers to me..
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:57
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These I could wear, the suspenders too, but the G string, it just rides up places you don't want to know about.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:07
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Hmmm, these are nice... Ok, ok, I'm transitioning, so now you all know...
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:16
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It's after midnight and Goldirocks turned into a pumpkin.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:18
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...and production costs are low as we only make one size, same as yours, glorious leader.


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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:19
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"Get some younger employees ... I will NOT have the Imperialist Media saying we are load of old cobblers."
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:22
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"Do these make my bum look big"?
"No Glorious Leader, but with a 6 inch heel, your bum will be more prominent".
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:37
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It just came off in me 'and Guv...
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:37
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.....and we put this wonderfull micro camera you designed into the shoe upper., and make them obligatory to wear dresses.
Covers all options ...
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 11:41
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At the company Christmas Party, Santa gets the peasants ready
(that was not a spelling mistaje)
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 12:19
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No you idiots - I said "For the invasion of the South we need to put all our men in helos"
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 12:36
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Kim: What the... It says Made in UK!!!!
General: Err...that means...Upper Korea Glorious Leader.
Kim: Oh...good.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 15:24
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Right so we move the size 5's towards the catapults and the size 9's down to the hangar deck. However must leave a couple of size 3's on the helo pad for quick rescue.
Got that? Now off to design the new dog catchers
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 15:46
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Man on far left....You press this button, put it to your ear and call "Beam me up Scotty" and puff....gone...
General.... see now he's gone we can promote his sister, easier to control
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 15:55
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Velly good for productivity, comes with built in seed drill heal.......now all our peasant need is seed..
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 16:02
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We've been selling these bugged shoes to the decadent West for three years now and all we hear is how many times Sharon got laid last night or how big Rolf's schlong is... I WANT SECRETS!
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 17:54
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I use on annoying generals, smack heads and leave red heal mark, makes them easy to spot later for shoeting..
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 18:08
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I haggle over price, label on sole say Bata...
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