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Old 27th Nov 2020, 03:40
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"Oh Great Leader. We did not know you were a cross dresser"
"What makes you say that? I'm in a rather pleasant mood at the moment."
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:01
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That Tom Jones had knickers thrown at him...this lot hit me on the head.
said Saddam....
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:03
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Yes Great Leader, this year there's no Panto and Cinderella already was in production.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:05
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Why these say "Made in China"?
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:06
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Add these to my collection, filed under 'executed today'. Clean them first though
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:12
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Yes Great Leader, Got these on ebay, President -Elect Biden had a clear out.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:35
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"Our soldiers can boil and eat these!" (Sole food perhaps).
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 06:44
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Production Manager, second from right thinks

Why that pair, the glues not set.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 07:06
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Worker "Look at the quality of the undersides Glorious leader"
GL "Ah, Soles"
Worker "Sorry, it was just a suggestion"
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 07:21
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"We were given this by Mr Trump. He says they gave him heel spurs."
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 08:58
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 09:02
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No, you put them on your feet you dumbfluck..
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 09:47
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Kim to man second left....Ah General
Man...I no General
Kim...You taking notes, you General
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 09:48
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I make descission, today I am female...
Thank Fook for that ...
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 09:55
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Kim...Label say 'Made in UK'
Production Magager ...Yes the label was made in the UK that's what's stopping our home grown shoes from falling apart
General Manager....Oh Fook, get HR we have a vacancy.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 09:57
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Yes but like Hyundai it may say Made in UK but with superior Korean Workers
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:40
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Inspired by Khrushchev, Kim Jong-un selects a shoe.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:41
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These shoes show why we will prevail over the decadent West. They may look capitalistic, but half of them have red soles.
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:43
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I'm not wearing this colour, do you think I'm some sort of mincer?
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Old 27th Nov 2020, 10:51
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Glorious leader enthralls all with his famous shoe balancing routine!
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