Caption Competition Mk II

[treadigraph]

Prof Hoskins had finally found a solution to the winter runway flooding at Dripping Sodbury Aerodrome; now, where had he left the wings?

[Chu Chu]

Everything is better with four-wheel drive.

[treadigraph]

[NutLoose]

Prop..eer job

[c52]

Right, Hoskins, I told you what you'd be flying next if you were late on the round-out one more time.

[NutLoose]

It really climbs over the rocks well, it almost could be said it commands the terrain.

[Wensleydale]

"Transport to Cardiff for Mr Sala!"

[Wensleydale]

Its good for chasing wagons with only three wheels....

[c52]

...and with the Lycoming engine it doesn't half go!

-- You mean it only goes a quarter as fast as you'd like?

[c52]

"The fin broke off - well, one day it fitted in the hangar, the next it hits the top of the door. Dunno why."

[c52]

Pres Trump tweets: "This is my next presidential jet."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Wings?? We don't need wings where we're going, Marty!"

[Buster Hyman]

"Well, that was my roughest U2 landing in a while! Now, where did my support vehicle go?"

[Buster Hyman]

Well, if the Euro's can have an AirBus, we can have an AirTruck!

[Buster Hyman]

"It's a Commander Officer"
"No mate, that's a Citation any day of the week!"

[cynicalint]

Four wheels on my wagon, but I keep rolling along. The Cherokee's on top of me, but I keep rolling along.

[Buster Hyman]

I like your 'outside of the box' thinking Hoskins, but this isn't the Ground Attack Aircraft we're after...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It's the latest release from the Russian light aircraft industry.

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. Just re-reading your incident report. Exactly how low were you when this "Bird Strike" occurred?

[Hydromet]

First we had the Sopwith Camel, now we have the Hoskins Camel.