Caption Competition Mk II

[Ascend Charlie]

"DUCK THEATHON! DUCK THEATHON! SHOOT HIM!"

[treadigraph]

Last call, I'll judge tonight... Rover and out...

[Kiltrash]

One more Taliban and we get to go to the Palace, while I collect the medals you can get to know the Corgis

[Kiltrash]

159 yards left, man does not have a Poppy, ok Spot let's remind him of what we do....

[Kiltrash]

On the cliff at Dover. Sgt Hoskins and his Police dog look to prevent the illegals from landing. Easier than apprehending them later ...

[Wensleydale]

I just wish that he wouldn't pass me targets referenced by clock code from the nearest lamp post.

[c52]

Rover, you left a pile of steaming poo 100m NNW of here. Are you going to go and fetch it, or shall I destroy it with my machine gun?

[NutLoose]

To do that you would need to be a sh*t hot shot...

[Dan Gerous]

I need to go, you got any bags?

[Buster Hyman]

"The sign says Dogs must be on a Lead"
"Well, I can't lead him if he ain't moving!"

[Kiltrash]

Toilet door has a padlock on it. See I can shoot it off with one shot. Works all the time for Bond and Hunt... Satisfied.
Thinks damm dog wants a nice comfy bog seat. None of this squatting in nettles.

[NutLoose]

You sure your in with Peter Purves and you can get me a Blue Peter badge for taking out your rival Shep?

[Kiltrash]

I know my Semaphore is a bit rusty but I am sure there is no 'C' in 'Hunt'. Please verify

[Kiltrash]

My master used to be the cameraman on 'The Golden Shot' but he took redundancy a bit hard. Still why did he call me 'Bernie'

[treadigraph]

Plenty of brilliant responses - a few favourites:

Chu Chu:

Uneasy over the wolf reintroduction program, Lassie calls in reinforcements.

MPN11:

Dog: “I’m the K9, and this is the inadequate K3 with a feeble sense of smell.”
Man: ”Feeble in comparison, mate, but I can still smell you from here.”

Wensleydale

Mr Burnham is the one on the left.

Nutloose:

Look all i’m saying is we have to be seen to be PC these days, so you’re going to have to job share with the cat.

Dan Gerous:

I need to go, you got any bags?

But the CST, suitably filled with a year's supply of Bonio, which is winging its way downunder in a Beagle Terrier goes to

Buster:

"Oh Man! You've been nailing all those Liverpool players! They're going down like flies"
"I haven't fired a shot yet!"

Over to you...

[Buster Hyman]

Cheers Treads.

I won’t get a pic up until later tonight but if someone has one ready to go, please feel free to keep the ball rolling.

[Buster Hyman]

Enjoy!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Please mister postman.....

[622]

Prvt Chow passes his distraction test by only maintaining a stiff upper lip.

[Kiltrash]

Promotion to wife no 5.....yippee