Caption Competition Mk II
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"Woodworm Sir, you're the first Orficer in this war to be brought down by Woodworm Sir"
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"You fecking idiot Hoskins, that's a crease in the page of the rigging instructions"
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" Diarrhea Sir, it had a dodgy back end"
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"It's a desk job for you Sir, as soon as the Chippy has built you one out of the remains of your kite"
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Usual excuse sir, apparently Section Officer Harvey's webbing was clearly visible on the parade ground.
"...and to elevate the guns just that little bit more for the deflection shot, you pull this lever...NO! NO! Not on the ground......you idiot, Baldrick!"
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Well done on scrubbing off the squadron markings ... the CO will never know.
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The pilot acquired a new squadron callsign ... "Splinters"