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Old 8th Jan 2020, 12:25
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The Grand old Duke of York
He had 10000 men ( allegedly }
and when he was only half way up
He was neither up nor down

Great lyrics get them down.... Got a pen??
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Having modified the exhausts of the V8, The Dukes of Hazard took the General Lee for a spin
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The Tour of Scotland is pleased to encounter a warm Summers day
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"We need a refill, we're leaving light blotches all over the road."
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"We're going to have to modify the mole Brains, did you see them all laughing as we drove out of Thunderbird 2 ?"
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Police Officer on the motorbike in the background

"Come back your Royal Highness, your country needs you"
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BA Cabin Crew on motor bike in the background
"Come back Sir Walsh, the company needs…."
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Boris on the motorbike in the background
"Come back Jeremy the Conservatives need you"
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"Iran tests their latest guided missile in the hope of improving accuracy."
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Old 9th Jan 2020, 09:09
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Harry and Meghan follow a new career path, achieving ink-ome inde-pen-dence...

Sorry...
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We're on our honeymoon... something biro'd, something blue...
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The sooner we can draw a line through this vehicle, the better!
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After a particularly strong Vindaloo and a stray static discharge Hoskins found himself in the lead
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"Well, thee said thee wanted aee luxury self drive camping holiday, so I hired this pent'house"
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The Adj said that he wanted a new staff car for his nibbs.
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Captain of the QNLZ gets a driver with the replacement staff car
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1917, Get out our way, we have this message to deliver
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Message from the MD. Apparently our marketing initiative has created a bit of a pen and ink. Praise indeed!
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It's the tour bus for the rock group Buster Hyman and the Penetrators.
(a used to be real group at one time)
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Do you prefer to capitalise or use cursive?
What do you #@%$&! Think?
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